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Senseless. Or not?
- Leo_Sasquatch
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They're here http://pastebin.com/jasyXQWP (nouns) and here http://pastebin.com/Wc6iRUGj (everything else)
There's a subset of words that could be nouns or verbs - they're listed separately, but there is only one copy of each. All sorted in alphabetical order, and the pronouns, prepositions, verbs are all grouped. I just got hacked off every time I came up with a great phrase but one word was missing - hunting through the image was a pain. Hope this helps.
"I'm going to spread your arsehole and stick in a Velociraptor!"
- DoktorMandrake
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- Leo_Sasquatch
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- Thecooldude
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"Giant boobs bunnies French Kissing elderly velociraptors and mutant Grannies fisting your arsehole! This is solid fucking mayhem holy shit I'm coming"
(anybody wants to use this idea for porn, you're free to go ahead and do so, just send me a copy)
- hailerishaildyskordja
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bad God Damn son
coming shitting stunt
so to Die you want
I'm motherfucker mode
take the car and love
like solid fucking on
argh!
so stick stupid head
into lovebucket mayhem
French kissing your shit [5x
Bonus panic piss
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MAX SPIKES ELDERLY
MAYHEM!
GRANNIES SMASHING COWS
- Ray Murderiz
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(the fact is I really am French, therefore, it is not that easy to use english words for dirty sentances (but the spirit is here). :)
- DieselFan99
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Hey, here's my entry:
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French kissing Elderly Grannies giant lovebucket is God Damn solid
like Die Anna piledriving a velociraptor fisting wasted cows arsehole guts
into spread mutant twat splatter!
Argh I love to damage Eagle Cocks with tiny spikes 5x in time of war
So stick cunning bunnies on your lap my repulsificating fluffy son
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Hope you guys like it ;D (wasn't aware of the use of dot's and comma's)
sorry if it is to long, in that case, take the first line.
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Yes good question, is it allowed to use extra punctuation? Otherwise I would make mine shorter too ... :prenrie wrote:Hope you guys like it ;D (wasn't aware of the use of dot's and comma's)
sorry if it is to long, in that case, take the first line.
"All prey keep left. Fellow raptors keep up."
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loving Grannies
fluffy cows
tiny bunnies
it is time to spread my love
I want your head and guts on fucking spikes
God Damn cunt fisting piss shitting mutant bitch peds!
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- Black_Forest
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...from Russia with love ))))Mutant is stick your shit 5x it lap? GodDamn. Velociraptor solidgranite. Lovebucket fucking stupid Anna smear car panic cocks!!! So little son "combo
heat" like argh cunning mayhem Max. PowerUp pinball I`m so mode bad in fluffy... A of
I Eagle take meat flaps boobs peds cows!!! Damage fisting stupid coming Bonus
Repulsificating stund love destruction holy my arsehole!!! War was on thing want cunt
Hawk. You spikes bastard spread!!! French kissing Grannies motherfucker and Die. This
time many piss the giant pedestrians! Gibs guts going erderly smashing!! Into wasted
with tiny shitting to splatter twat bunnies piledriver !!!
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- TwIsTeDMiNd
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I was fucking Die Anna solid granite boobs like A Velociraptor. Max Damage wasted in A pinball Powerup! in so little time was my tiny fluffy cocks Repulsificating on this bitch God Damn mutant twat. I was in mayhem! My guts splatter on Die Anna spikes. God Damn this fucking Max Damage bastard!
- TwIsTeDMiNd
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I notice you use some words twice...I thought we were limited to use only one time each.aresius16 wrote:I know I'm a bit late on the entry date but heck. I noticed the end date after writting in the sentences. So, here's what I had!I was fucking Die Anna solid granite boobs like A Velociraptor. Max Damage wasted in A pinball Powerup! in so little time was my tiny fluffy cocks Repulsificating on this bitch God Damn mutant twat. I was in mayhem! My guts splatter on Die Anna spikes. God Damn this fucking Max Damage bastard!
Edit: Sadly...that doesn't make sense cause you would not be able to do it if you had the fridge magnets in hands :(
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You came late and you didn't quite follow the intended rules. It must suck for you, of course, but it wouldn't be fair to the other competitors that played all their cards right, if your entry were to be allowed. Don't feel too bad, there'll be more competitions.
EDIT: Twisted's got some Afterburner!...
- TwIsTeDMiNd
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A huge part of the challenge is not using the same word twice. Using only the words provided on the fridge magnet set...meaning the magnet set (physically). Here is a quote later on...aresius16 wrote:If I am to be excluded is it's because I posted too late. The rules were simple : "Well, this is your chance. Using ONLY the words provided on the fridge magnet set, make us the FUNNIEST sentence you can." and that is what I did. Like I said, I posted a day late but it wasn't written that you couldn't use the words twice. Find me a word in my phrase that isn't on the fridge magnet and only then will I admit that my phrase isn't correct.
Simista wrote:Fireman - yep your limited to this one set of fridge magnets :) so no doubling up ;)
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repulsificating arsehole
like a god dam holy velociraptor coming 5x
on a shit stick
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Personal message, post on this page, somewhere else maybe?
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Does it belong here or Early Access Competition is closed too?Simista wrote:Hey guys!
Competition is closed.
Oops - I forgot it was bank holiday Monday yesterday! So apologise for that!, I will reveal the winners later today :)
EDIT:
Damn, reading thru the Rules, I cannot believe I missed "ONE entry per person only please!". I guess it's too late. Anyways I doubt I could decide between "Eldery Max is into fluffy cocks." and "Fisting war is coming, spread your giant lovebucket!"...but I guess Fisting war is coming would be my entry if I can still decide.
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"All prey keep left. Fellow raptors keep up."
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This competition is now closed.
Oops - I forgot it was bank holiday Monday yesterday! So apologies for that! I will reveal the winners later today :)
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