Carma Be Your Valentine?

Foll3tto · Post by **Foll3tto** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:48 am

I love Carmageddon more than… wait, pedestrians first !

Sleazy Jupiter · Post by **Sleazy Jupiter** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:04 am

I love Carmageddon more than what does Gay Jesus think about this.

vampiricbeing · Post by **vampiricbeing** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:24 am

I LOVE CARMAGEDDON MORE THEN![u]raping peds with vlads car with the corpse harvister powerup[/u]

MortalMaxx · Post by **MortalMaxx** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:15 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Batwick loves his beard.

Ventrance · Post by **Ventrance** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:32 pm

I love Carmageddon more than.... mr Romance loves his soulmate.

wilfred · Post by **wilfred** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:40 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Stella Stunna loves Diablo Cow Level.

jimday · Post by **jimday** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:46 pm

I love Carmageddon more than sticking my wiener in random places in front of a vicar.

jat48901 · Post by **jat48901** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:50 am

I love carma more than kill those bastard oldies after they've asked for help, goddamnmatherfuckersdaughtersofthebitchesfromhell !!!

Yeap, 15 words.

reeboker · Post by **reeboker** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:23 pm

I love Carmageddon more than my grandma. 3:-)

thatgrrl · Post by **thatgrrl** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:57 pm

I love Carmageddon more than… planning how wickedly I will grin while running over my ex-boyfriend's Bobbit.

Jobbard · Post by **Jobbard** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:50 am

I love carmageddon more than pies as i prefer my meat running scared until BAM omnomnom mmmm beef!

MESHUGGAH · Post by **MESHUGGAH** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:30 pm

I love Carmageddon more than the war!

Applejuice · Post by **Applejuice** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:10 am

I love Carmageddon more than smashing victims by a giant hammer.

raphmart · Post by **raphmart** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:07 pm

I love Carmageddon more than I love Carmageddon !!!!

Ray Murderiz · Post by **Ray Murderiz** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:35 pm

i Love Carmageddon More That Incestous mothers and pedo priests

tinpirimpi · Post by **tinpirimpi** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:20 am

I love carmageddon more than Die Anna

lemonrev · Post by **lemonrev** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:59 am

i Love Carmageddon More than getting a driving licence and driving to work eatch day.

Rosenkrantz · Post by **Rosenkrantz** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:47 pm

I love Carmageddon more than a pig loves not being bacon.

Psygineer · Post by **Psygineer** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:16 pm

I love Carmageddon more than the Dreamytime Escorts love their client sponsored drinking binges!

B.A. · Post by **B.A.** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:15 pm

I love Carmageddon more than I fear Armageddon!?!

Too-DAMN-Much · Post by **Too-DAMN-Much** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:40 pm

i love carmageddon more than i love cheating at these contests! ;)

random_monkey · Post by **random_monkey** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:45 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Halfwit Harry loves his Sister

steamydog · Post by **steamydog** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:50 am

I love Carmageddon more than having oral sex with zombies

I Break for Rainbows · Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:30 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Bunnies in my breeches!

emitesta · Post by **emitesta** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:48 pm

I love Carmageddon more than hugging a nice dead bear

Nibles · Post by **Nibles** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:05 pm

I love Carmageddon more than meat. I'm not vegetarian because I love animals, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

Ubiquitous Umberto · Post by **Ubiquitous Umberto** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:17 am

I love Carmageddon more than Point Break, even though that movie had skydiving, bank robberies, surfing, and Keanu Reeves.

Happy Valentines day!

CarmaLimit · Post by **CarmaLimit** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:16 pm

I love Carmageddon more than killing Bieber with a six-barreled rotating cannon shooting nuclear rockets.

TWM1234 · Post by **TWM1234** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:22 am

I love Carmageddon more than sex with fish

amisthe · Post by **amisthe** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:46 am

I love Carmageddon more than playing strip poker with Jenny Talia and Pussy LaGore in an unheated boiler room.

HellRider666 · Post by **HellRider666** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:53 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Carmageddon 2! :p

Teutonicus · Post by **Teutonicus** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:34 pm

I love Carmageddon more than having a free breast surgery done by Dr. Sawbones

Zchwein666 · Post by **Zchwein666** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:56 pm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I Love Carmageddon more that coagulated blood.

shane · Post by **shane** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:25 pm

Thanks for all your entries - this competition is now closed and the winners will be revealed shortly.

Simista · Post by **Simista** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:48 pm

Hello! Our “I love Carmageddon” competition has been judged and I can reveal our three lucky winners are

MOST RANDOM: Sleazy Jupiter for “I love Carmageddon more than what does Gay Jesus think about this”.

MOST CORRECT: The Urban Spaceman for “I love Carmageddon more than Sim loves a big penis in her... notepad”

MOST DISTURBING: Jimday for “I love Carmageddon more than sticking my wiener in random places in front of a vicar”

BIG thank you and Congratulations to the winners, you will all receive the limited edition “I love Carma” T-shirt, Shane will inbox you for your size and delivery address details.

A Special #bumthumbing shout to Trent! ;) And Another big thanks for all the entries it really brightens up the day and it really is hard to pick winners , in my eyes YOUR ALL WINNERS!

Sim

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