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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
Seasons Beatings!
Seasons Beatings!
To the tune of 'Ding Don't Merrily On High':
Slam, bang! Soon they're gonna die
On the Isle the peds are screaming
Slam, bang! Valhella's gonna fry
For him there's no redeeming
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Drive wild, or take it from behind
Let cows and grans be wary
Thank God the powerup's made them blind,
That score is lookin cherry
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Pray Max, to be first to the line
Your pace must be supreme
May ye proudly redefine
The fastest time e'er seen
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Slam, bang! Soon they're gonna die
On the Isle the peds are screaming
Slam, bang! Valhella's gonna fry
For him there's no redeeming
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Drive wild, or take it from behind
Let cows and grans be wary
Thank God the powerup's made them blind,
That score is lookin cherry
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Pray Max, to be first to the line
Your pace must be supreme
May ye proudly redefine
The fastest time e'er seen
Gorier - my Carma's reincarnate
Seasons Beatings!
Joy to the world! Our Carma's done:
Let backers receive their game!
Let every player prepare his rig
The Stainless coders are ripped
'Cause the game has finally shipped
Coders and punters rejoice as one
Joy to the world! Max Damage returns:
Let revheads be bathed in blood!
Let granny giblets fly, let heads be thrown sky high
The Stainless coders are ripped
'Cause the game has finally shipped
Coders and punters rejoice as one
Joy to the Earth! Misbehaviour reigns
Let Max his horses deploy!
Cover fields in blood, hear the sickening thud
(Alternate Chorus)
Mince meat, mistreat, destroy
Concrete, rebound, oh joy
Body and car parts tossed round like toys
Max rules the game with ruthless pace
And makes opponents prove
The gory V8, will always devastate
(Alternate Chorus)
And blunders will cause pain
Your tracks a bloody stain
Death and destruction upon them rain
(I know, this is #2 - couldn't resist)
Let backers receive their game!
Let every player prepare his rig
The Stainless coders are ripped
'Cause the game has finally shipped
Coders and punters rejoice as one
Joy to the world! Max Damage returns:
Let revheads be bathed in blood!
Let granny giblets fly, let heads be thrown sky high
The Stainless coders are ripped
'Cause the game has finally shipped
Coders and punters rejoice as one
Joy to the Earth! Misbehaviour reigns
Let Max his horses deploy!
Cover fields in blood, hear the sickening thud
(Alternate Chorus)
Mince meat, mistreat, destroy
Concrete, rebound, oh joy
Body and car parts tossed round like toys
Max rules the game with ruthless pace
And makes opponents prove
The gory V8, will always devastate
(Alternate Chorus)
And blunders will cause pain
Your tracks a bloody stain
Death and destruction upon them rain
(I know, this is #2 - couldn't resist)
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
Seasons Beatings!
Car horns blare
Are ya listenin?
In the lane
Blood is glistenin'
A beautiful sight
Limbs flying tonight
Walking through the crosswalk unaware
Back and forth go the wipers
And the old folks
Fill their diapers
The car slides their way
And they kneel down to pray
But their helium filled corpses float away
In the city there's a game of football
The players run away the best they can
But it's my car that can run a little faster
And now you can scoop the team up in a pan
See those peds?
They're on fire
Douse the flames
With your tires
They're running in place
These greased shoes are great
But oh dear now my bodywork is trashed
In the meadow there's a herd of cattle
Quite a difference from those circus clowns
Just enable Hot-rod mode and plow right through them
But make sure your car stays on the ground
In the snow
Ain't it thrillin'
To drive around
And kill millions
The white turns to red
As they're caught on your tread
How bout I smash those polar bears instead?
Are ya listenin?
In the lane
Blood is glistenin'
A beautiful sight
Limbs flying tonight
Walking through the crosswalk unaware
Back and forth go the wipers
And the old folks
Fill their diapers
The car slides their way
And they kneel down to pray
But their helium filled corpses float away
In the city there's a game of football
The players run away the best they can
But it's my car that can run a little faster
And now you can scoop the team up in a pan
See those peds?
They're on fire
Douse the flames
With your tires
They're running in place
These greased shoes are great
But oh dear now my bodywork is trashed
In the meadow there's a herd of cattle
Quite a difference from those circus clowns
Just enable Hot-rod mode and plow right through them
But make sure your car stays on the ground
In the snow
Ain't it thrillin'
To drive around
And kill millions
The white turns to red
As they're caught on your tread
How bout I smash those polar bears instead?
Seasons Beatings!
Celebratory..... Good song... Now I just need a chorus to sing it :D
- Sasquatch Sodomy
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:03 pm
Seasons Beatings!
Here's my rendition of "It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas" - entitled: "I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless"
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Ev'rywhere I go
Take a look down the street and see, Juicy Jones has it in for me
In his eyes my death is just a better score
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Not yet a mutant corpse
The most terrible sight to see, is the front-end of Lewie
Covered in my gore
Heinz Faust slides and scoots as Val brakes with her boots
Peds are squished and torn to shreds
Ed takes to the sky, but he won't fly too high
Slaughter Mortar makes him dead
And I go after Stig but kill my stupid self instead
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Ev'rywhere I go
Then the beautiful trunk of a tree, becomes the newest home for me
Ivan you bastard, your death will set me free
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
These laps are such a farce
Kill the flagger and Burly Shirley, and screw over everyone right behind me
With an oil slick from my arse
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Ev'rywhere I go
Take a look down the street and see, Juicy Jones has it in for me
In his eyes my death is just a better score
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Not yet a mutant corpse
The most terrible sight to see, is the front-end of Lewie
Covered in my gore
Heinz Faust slides and scoots as Val brakes with her boots
Peds are squished and torn to shreds
Ed takes to the sky, but he won't fly too high
Slaughter Mortar makes him dead
And I go after Stig but kill my stupid self instead
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
Ev'rywhere I go
Then the beautiful trunk of a tree, becomes the newest home for me
Ivan you bastard, your death will set me free
I'm beginning to feel a lot more limbless
These laps are such a farce
Kill the flagger and Burly Shirley, and screw over everyone right behind me
With an oil slick from my arse
- '80s Time Warp
- Road Warrior
- Posts: 1257
- Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:30 pm
Seasons Beatings!
Cops have fell/Roadkill Smells (A very bad parody of Jingle Bells)
Sliding round the mall,
with blood all in my grille.
I have a messy plan,
for rush hour down-town.
I got through lap 1
but not through lap 2.
Thats When I got T-boned by some Nut called Max Dam-age.
Oh Cops have fell,
Roadkill Smells,
Max Ran into Ed,
oh What fun it is to race in a V8 powered sled.
A Race or two ago,
I took out someones Pride,
And then Pussy La-Gore,
was ramming at my side.
Her face was mean and frank,
So I Floored the gas,
But I could still see,
She was all on my ass.
Oh Cops have fell,
Vlad Impales,
Don is chasing Max
Oh what fun it is to race down the maim street side-walk.
Cops have fell
Die Anna Smells
Shes going to waste my ass
Oh what fun it is now that Carmageddons Back!
'Tire Screech followed by loud crash sound and an innocent by-stander: "I was in the warrrrrrrr!" - Splat'
Sliding round the mall,
with blood all in my grille.
I have a messy plan,
for rush hour down-town.
I got through lap 1
but not through lap 2.
Thats When I got T-boned by some Nut called Max Dam-age.
Oh Cops have fell,
Roadkill Smells,
Max Ran into Ed,
oh What fun it is to race in a V8 powered sled.
A Race or two ago,
I took out someones Pride,
And then Pussy La-Gore,
was ramming at my side.
Her face was mean and frank,
So I Floored the gas,
But I could still see,
She was all on my ass.
Oh Cops have fell,
Vlad Impales,
Don is chasing Max
Oh what fun it is to race down the maim street side-walk.
Cops have fell
Die Anna Smells
Shes going to waste my ass
Oh what fun it is now that Carmageddons Back!
'Tire Screech followed by loud crash sound and an innocent by-stander: "I was in the warrrrrrrr!" - Splat'
Just another '80s Dreamer....
Twitter Manifestation. - Mods for Max Damage.
Please do not use my old/deadname.
Twitter Manifestation. - Mods for Max Damage.
Please do not use my old/deadname.
- Krazy_Kroz
- pedestrian
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:55 pm
Seasons Beatings!
Hope this isn't too late. Not sure if competition closes start of the 3rd or end, doh!
Anyway, here is my version of 'Let It Snow'
Ohhh, the cars all lined up look frightful
But their chrome and spikes look delightful
The peds have got no place to go
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
The drivers don't plan on stopping
And their exhausts are crackling and popping
A granny crosses the road real slow
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
Bloodied headlights shine through the night
And the race is going down a storm
The cars go round the corners tight
And the blood on the bonnets stays warm!
As the last ped lies there dying
Max thinks of the upgrades he'll be buying
But first he better finish the race so
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
Hope you guys had an awesome Christmas and New Year!
Anyway, here is my version of 'Let It Snow'
Ohhh, the cars all lined up look frightful
But their chrome and spikes look delightful
The peds have got no place to go
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
The drivers don't plan on stopping
And their exhausts are crackling and popping
A granny crosses the road real slow
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
Bloodied headlights shine through the night
And the race is going down a storm
The cars go round the corners tight
And the blood on the bonnets stays warm!
As the last ped lies there dying
Max thinks of the upgrades he'll be buying
But first he better finish the race so
Hit turbo!
Max speedo!
Big combo!
Hope you guys had an awesome Christmas and New Year!
Seasons Beatings!
Ahoy! I chose "Wonderful Dream (Holidays are coming)". I apologize if I've done some bad grammar or vocabulary mistakes, Englsih is not my main language.
Wonderful Carnage
When the world is ever screaming
Like a hot rod engine on
There's a source of evilness in the air
Let the fury flow your brain and the race start
A wonderful carnage of peds and gore for everyone
Of running fast in perfect hamorny
A wonderful carnage of speed and crash for everyone
To celebrate the baddest number one
Now the people's running desperate
Just got Pedestrians glued to the ground!
Holy crap Hot rod and Electro-bastard ray are on with Pedestrian harvest
Motherf***er too much blood I can't see!
A wonderful carnage of wreck and destruction for everyone
Crashed my car into that damn wall
A wonderful carnage of death and laughter for everyone
Don is aiming right at me
Carmageddon's coming
Carmageddon's coming
Celebrate your carnage dreams come true
Speed is the reason it's always a good thing
Whatch out - look around
You're going to be wasted now!
A wonderful carnage of power ups and credits for everyone
You can't beat Solid granite car
A wonderful carnage of waste and crazyness for everyone
Race completed - I wanna do it all again!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Celebrate your carnage dreams come true
Driving is the reason I've made it an evil thing
Wonderful Carnage
When the world is ever screaming
Like a hot rod engine on
There's a source of evilness in the air
Let the fury flow your brain and the race start
A wonderful carnage of peds and gore for everyone
Of running fast in perfect hamorny
A wonderful carnage of speed and crash for everyone
To celebrate the baddest number one
Now the people's running desperate
Just got Pedestrians glued to the ground!
Holy crap Hot rod and Electro-bastard ray are on with Pedestrian harvest
Motherf***er too much blood I can't see!
A wonderful carnage of wreck and destruction for everyone
Crashed my car into that damn wall
A wonderful carnage of death and laughter for everyone
Don is aiming right at me
Carmageddon's coming
Carmageddon's coming
Celebrate your carnage dreams come true
Speed is the reason it's always a good thing
Whatch out - look around
You're going to be wasted now!
A wonderful carnage of power ups and credits for everyone
You can't beat Solid granite car
A wonderful carnage of waste and crazyness for everyone
Race completed - I wanna do it all again!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Celebrate your carnage dreams come true
Driving is the reason I've made it an evil thing
Guardo o mundo na mão: e o mundo que se foda
Seasons Beatings!
Nope, your not too late!Krazy_Kroz wrote:Hope this isn't too late. Not sure if competition closes start of the 3rd or end, doh!
Please remember that it's only one entry per member - if you have posted more than 1, please edit your posts to indicate which one you would like us to use otherwise your first entry will only be counted!
Ex-Carmageddon Community Manager - Carmageddon.com
- MadManTony
- mechanic
- Posts: 34
- Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:51 pm
Seasons Beatings!
some outstanding stuff guy and girls,
Max is a happy psycho today,
bah fucking fucking humbug
Max is a happy psycho today,
bah fucking fucking humbug
Seasons Beatings!
the humbug always humming when you dont need it too... What a pain in the a$$ lol.
Seasons Beatings!
This competition is now closed. Thank you for all your entries! We are currently in the process of selecting a winner and runners up.
Ex-Carmageddon Community Manager - Carmageddon.com
Seasons Beatings!
Hey everyone,
We've been through all your fantastic submissions and can now reveal the winner and runners-up!
Firstly, the winning entry goes to Ubiquitous Umberto with a twisted version of 'Winter Wonderland'! Congratulations! A Carmageddon: Reincarnation poster signed by the team will be on it's way to you!
We have 2 runners-up who will each receive a t-shirt of their choice from the Carmageddon Store. The first runner-up goes to Sasquatch Sodomy with a unqiue version of "It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas"!
And the final runner-up is Celebratory_Jiggly_INALD with a not so pedestrian friendly version of 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen'!
Thanks to everyone who entered!
We've been through all your fantastic submissions and can now reveal the winner and runners-up!
Firstly, the winning entry goes to Ubiquitous Umberto with a twisted version of 'Winter Wonderland'! Congratulations! A Carmageddon: Reincarnation poster signed by the team will be on it's way to you!
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