Dear returning Carmageddon fans
These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
Competition: KICK ME
Competition: KICK ME
Have some cash and wanna crash? Come here mate and donate!
Have some cash and want to give it? Donate till the end of limit!
Have some cash and want to give it? Donate till the end of limit!
Competition: KICK ME
It may be your pledge, that can get us over edge!
Competition: KICK ME
"Crowdfunding will reincarnate Carmageddon"
Competition: KICK ME
My contribution to some of the best games in history, may this one surpass the legend of Carmageddon:
Some break records, we intent to SPLAT it! Help on its kickstart
Zombies, pets, no one is safe. Not even the Benjamins...
Help us fuel up for the biggest Carmageddon ever!
Max is back and needs your support to upgrade the Eagle.
Spare no one. Win everything. Join our kickstart and let the Eagle roar again!
Some break records, we intent to SPLAT it! Help on its kickstart
Zombies, pets, no one is safe. Not even the Benjamins...
Help us fuel up for the biggest Carmageddon ever!
Max is back and needs your support to upgrade the Eagle.
Spare no one. Win everything. Join our kickstart and let the Eagle roar again!
Competition: KICK ME
Kickstart - Because the Eagle doesn't kickstart itself!
Competition: KICK ME
Want Hella to kick your balls, perv? Fine, Kickstart us!
Competition: KICK ME
It'll kick so much ass, only Kickstarter can handle it.
Competition: KICK ME
Okay, how's this:
"These pedestrians won't run themselves over—they need a good kickstarting."
"Make your skidmark on history, using only the power of YOUR WALLET"
"Splat Ops, now featuring crone warfare: were you in the war?"
"These pedestrians won't run themselves over—they need a good kickstarting."
"Make your skidmark on history, using only the power of YOUR WALLET"
"Splat Ops, now featuring crone warfare: were you in the war?"
Competition: KICK ME
The competition is good! Here again some of my ideas:
-The world is too crowdy at the time, help us empty the streets!
(explanation: emptying the streets by many people playing the game, with a slight hint of running over people) ;)
-Fund Carmageddon, obey your thirst!
-Help fund Carmageddon Reïncarnation and we help you with your driving (dis)abilities!
-The world is too crowdy at the time, help us empty the streets!
(explanation: emptying the streets by many people playing the game, with a slight hint of running over people) ;)
-Fund Carmageddon, obey your thirst!
-Help fund Carmageddon Reïncarnation and we help you with your driving (dis)abilities!
Competition: KICK ME
Max is back! Are you backing?
Competition: KICK ME
Mmmm, let me think...
"Run over your boss, it's easy, with kickstart!"
"Pay bills or kickstart Max? Hell! Who need water anyway?"
"Run over your boss, it's easy, with kickstart!"
"Pay bills or kickstart Max? Hell! Who need water anyway?"
- TurboDonkey007
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 273
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:36 pm
Competition: KICK ME
KICK-O-MATIC!! Piledrive your pledge straight into our coffers!!
I'M A KICKSTARTER!! TWISTED KICKSTARTER!!
I'M A KICKSTARTER!! TWISTED KICKSTARTER!!
meh
Competition: KICK ME
"We'll hold the world ransom for...
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS."
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS."
Competition: KICK ME
"finally, you can kickstart a car"
Competition: KICK ME
Because people will pay good money to paint the hoods of their cars with grandma's entrails!
Competition: KICK ME
Do you resent violence? Pick a present, no offence.
Come over here, take a pick! No donation? Thank you, prick!
Come over here, take a pick! No donation? Thank you, prick!
Competition: KICK ME
Hi here's my entries :
" you need Carmageddon as much as Kickstarter needs ... YOU!"
" With kickstarter, Carmageddon will come faster, what fucking else ?"
"Hang on to your helmet, not to your wallet :p "
" The truth about kickstarter (conspiracy^^) : it was invented for carmageddon reincarnation "
" you need Carmageddon as much as Kickstarter needs ... YOU!"
" With kickstarter, Carmageddon will come faster, what fucking else ?"
"Hang on to your helmet, not to your wallet :p "
" The truth about kickstarter (conspiracy^^) : it was invented for carmageddon reincarnation "
Competition: KICK ME
Here is a few (a lot) that i came up with:
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Worship Carmageddon or no blood for you!
- "Kickstart Carmageddon, Chuck Norris cannot handle this Frenzy!"
- "Carmageddon Kickstarter, your Grandmother is going to need a faster mobility scooter."
- "Carmageddon!! Bringing you a decapitated head since 2012. You will get your first this year!"
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Worship Carmageddon or no blood for you!
Competition: KICK ME
Starter in Eagle does nothing? Kickstart! Let us fix that thing.
- JetSetWilly
- pedestrian
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:30 pm
Competition: KICK ME
Max needs money. You have money. Give Max your money. Or else...
This year, let Max be the one kick starts your heart.
I know, it included a Motley Crue reference, but it fits (just about).
This year, let Max be the one kick starts your heart.
I know, it included a Motley Crue reference, but it fits (just about).
Competition: KICK ME
Kickstarter: Because identity theft is way too much work.
Kickstarter: Because kneecapping you for your wallet might get blood on our clown shoes.
Kickstarter: Because sperm banks screen for mental illness.
Kickstarter: Because killing our parents for their life insurance requires touching old people.
Kickstarter: Because real investors are smart enough to demand a cut of the profits.
Kickstarter: Because altruism is for wankers.
Kickstarter: Because cocaine addictions don't fund themselves.
Kickstarter: Because hiding a dead hooker isn't cheap.
Killing
Is
Cathartic.
Kick
Starting
This
Able
Reincarnation
Transcends
Even
Reality
Kickstarter: Because kneecapping you for your wallet might get blood on our clown shoes.
Kickstarter: Because sperm banks screen for mental illness.
Kickstarter: Because killing our parents for their life insurance requires touching old people.
Kickstarter: Because real investors are smart enough to demand a cut of the profits.
Kickstarter: Because altruism is for wankers.
Kickstarter: Because cocaine addictions don't fund themselves.
Kickstarter: Because hiding a dead hooker isn't cheap.
Killing
Is
Cathartic.
Kick
Starting
This
Able
Reincarnation
Transcends
Even
Reality
Competition: KICK ME
Donating to charity? Don't! We'll take care of everyone for the rest of their lives!
- Razor
- Stomping-on-Kittens
- Posts: 3427
- Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:38 pm
- Location: Beaver City
- Contact:
Competition: KICK ME
Freekje wrote:
Get that shit away from the screen.
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To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
Competition: KICK ME
U titwank. thats like putting shit in porn, in other words this is 'Two Girls One Cup'!!!!
- YautjaLord
- speed freak
- Posts: 597
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2012 11:35 am
Competition: KICK ME
My [few] then:
-My baby* wanna drive a car... But the engine needs all Kickstart it can get!
-Take a pick: Kickstart or kick up your butt?! :) lol (i know, sounds pretty rude, but it rhymes, sorry)
-Max wants YOU to KICKstart Don out of the Plow. Make it happen!!!! (worst, but that's all i could think of for the last)
Few more coming...... I hope. :) Cheers.
*As in Die Anna; and no i'm not demented, just nuts. lol
-My baby* wanna drive a car... But the engine needs all Kickstart it can get!
-Take a pick: Kickstart or kick up your butt?! :) lol (i know, sounds pretty rude, but it rhymes, sorry)
-Max wants YOU to KICKstart Don out of the Plow. Make it happen!!!! (worst, but that's all i could think of for the last)
Few more coming...... I hope. :) Cheers.
*As in Die Anna; and no i'm not demented, just nuts. lol
Competition: KICK ME
Kickstart Reincarnation! The world need to forget TDR...
- is a large one
- pedestrian
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:22 am
Competition: KICK ME
kickstarter: every round the carnivorous crowds accelerate, until all engines fire without speed limit.
Competition: KICK ME
1. KickStarter - Where fans have a say in who gets mowed down!
2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff Sed.
2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff Sed.
Competition: KICK ME
1. KickStarter - Where Fans have a say in who gets mowed down !
2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff sed.
2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff sed.
Competition: KICK ME
Good question. Here is the answer.I want you to say (in 15 words or less) why you think Kickstarter is the perfect fit for Carmageddon!
1. Community related.
Carmageddon is coming home. Thanks to chemically imbalanced backers lusting for blood. We love Carmageddon!
2. Max related.
Max was mad. Cops didn't let him race. Kickstarter bribed the cops. Max happy again.
Phew. 15 word limit made it challenging. :P
My best regards to Max and Anna btw. I haven't seen them for a while.
Competition: KICK ME
One can never go wrong with a haiku:
Later edit: I searched the internet and apparently "twisted metal" is a video game genre that Carmageddon belongs to. I swear I didn't know this, but now that I do, I like the haiku even more.
(I'm having trouble with the tense: "will twist" or "would twist"? Please use whatever version is correct.)We pledge this offering,
So that metal will twist again,
Gory bits everywhere.
Later edit: I searched the internet and apparently "twisted metal" is a video game genre that Carmageddon belongs to. I swear I didn't know this, but now that I do, I like the haiku even more.
- MadManTony
- mechanic
- Posts: 34
- Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:51 pm
Competition: KICK ME
keep them coming guys and girls
some great stuff !
Blood gore and gratuitous violence.
Kickstarter and carma reward your alliance
Max cash crash
some great stuff !
Blood gore and gratuitous violence.
Kickstarter and carma reward your alliance
Max cash crash
Competition: KICK ME
I'm hearing that multiple entries are OK. If this is true, please consider this second haiku, too. Otherwise, please ignore it.
"I'm" counts as one word, right?I'm paying to hear the screams.
Blood and motor oil on the asphalt
Once again.
Competition: KICK ME
Third one, because the second is crap:
Pledging to see tons of metal
hurtling through the air.
They scream in the sun.
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