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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !

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This forum gathers all the official activity that accompanied the revival.
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

Have some cash and wanna crash? Come here mate and donate!

Have some cash and want to give it? Donate till the end of limit!
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

It may be your pledge, that can get us over edge!
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

"Crowdfunding will reincarnate Carmageddon"
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Ventrance
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Post by Ventrance »

My contribution to some of the best games in history, may this one surpass the legend of Carmageddon:

Some break records, we intent to SPLAT it! Help on its kickstart

Zombies, pets, no one is safe. Not even the Benjamins...

Help us fuel up for the biggest Carmageddon ever!

Max is back and needs your support to upgrade the Eagle.

Spare no one. Win everything. Join our kickstart and let the Eagle roar again!
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Hege
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Post by Hege »

Kickstart - Because the Eagle doesn't kickstart itself!
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Espyo
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Post by Espyo »

Want Hella to kick your balls, perv? Fine, Kickstart us!
I'm Espyo from the Carmageddon Wiki!
I'm currently working on a Pikmin fan engine.
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tooroo
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Post by tooroo »

It'll kick so much ass, only Kickstarter can handle it.
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ostogramm
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Post by ostogramm »

Okay, how's this:

"These pedestrians won't run themselves over—they need a good kickstarting."

"Make your skidmark on history, using only the power of YOUR WALLET"

"Splat Ops, now featuring crone warfare: were you in the war?"
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

The competition is good! Here again some of my ideas:

-The world is too crowdy at the time, help us empty the streets!

(explanation: emptying the streets by many people playing the game, with a slight hint of running over people) ;)

-Fund Carmageddon, obey your thirst!

-Help fund Carmageddon Reïncarnation and we help you with your driving (dis)abilities!
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Dave3d
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Post by Dave3d »

Max is back! Are you backing?
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Xabax
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Post by Xabax »

Mmmm, let me think...

"Run over your boss, it's easy, with kickstart!"

"Pay bills or kickstart Max? Hell! Who need water anyway?"
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TurboDonkey007
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Post by TurboDonkey007 »

KICK-O-MATIC!! Piledrive your pledge straight into our coffers!!

I'M A KICKSTARTER!! TWISTED KICKSTARTER!!
meh
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

"We'll hold the world ransom for...

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS."
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aegis
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Post by aegis »

"finally, you can kickstart a car"
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blackbird
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Post by blackbird »

Because people will pay good money to paint the hoods of their cars with grandma's entrails!
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

Do you resent violence? Pick a present, no offence.

Come over here, take a pick! No donation? Thank you, prick!
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pologik
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Post by pologik »

Hi here's my entries :

" you need Carmageddon as much as Kickstarter needs ... YOU!"

" With kickstarter, Carmageddon will come faster, what fucking else ?"

"Hang on to your helmet, not to your wallet :p "

" The truth about kickstarter (conspiracy^^) : it was invented for carmageddon reincarnation "
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BloodBath
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Post by BloodBath »

Here is a few (a lot) that i came up with:

  • "Kickstart Carmageddon, Chuck Norris cannot handle this Frenzy!"


  • "Carmageddon Kickstarter, your Grandmother is going to need a faster mobility scooter."


  • "Carmageddon!! Bringing you a decapitated head since 2012. You will get your first this year!"


ok ok i gave you all three.

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Worship Carmageddon or no blood for you!
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

Starter in Eagle does nothing? Kickstart! Let us fix that thing.
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JetSetWilly
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Post by JetSetWilly »

Max needs money. You have money. Give Max your money. Or else...

This year, let Max be the one kick starts your heart.

I know, it included a Motley Crue reference, but it fits (just about).
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DadGeek
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Post by DadGeek »

Kickstarter: Because identity theft is way too much work.

Kickstarter: Because kneecapping you for your wallet might get blood on our clown shoes.

Kickstarter: Because sperm banks screen for mental illness.

Kickstarter: Because killing our parents for their life insurance requires touching old people.

Kickstarter: Because real investors are smart enough to demand a cut of the profits.

Kickstarter: Because altruism is for wankers.

Kickstarter: Because cocaine addictions don't fund themselves.

Kickstarter: Because hiding a dead hooker isn't cheap.

Killing

Is

Cathartic.

Kick

Starting

This

Able

Reincarnation

Transcends

Even

Reality
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

Donating to charity? Don't! We'll take care of everyone for the rest of their lives!
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Freekje
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Post by Razor »

Freekje wrote:

Get that shit away from the screen.
[ Razor @ Carmageddon Webmasters Alliance Network ] [ My Downloads ] [ My Carma Items ] [ Conversion lists ]
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
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BloodBath
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Post by BloodBath »

U titwank. thats like putting shit in porn, in other words this is 'Two Girls One Cup'!!!!
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YautjaLord
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Post by YautjaLord »

My [few] then:

-My baby* wanna drive a car... But the engine needs all Kickstart it can get!

-Take a pick: Kickstart or kick up your butt?! :) lol (i know, sounds pretty rude, but it rhymes, sorry)

-Max wants YOU to KICKstart Don out of the Plow. Make it happen!!!! (worst, but that's all i could think of for the last)

Few more coming...... I hope. :) Cheers.

*As in Die Anna; and no i'm not demented, just nuts. lol
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Xabax
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Post by Xabax »

Kickstart Reincarnation! The world need to forget TDR...
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is a large one
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Post by is a large one »

kickstarter: every round the carnivorous crowds accelerate, until all engines fire without speed limit.
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Coffee
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Post by Coffee »

1. KickStarter - Where fans have a say in who gets mowed down!

2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff Sed.
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Coffee
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Post by Coffee »

1. KickStarter - Where Fans have a say in who gets mowed down !

2. KickStarter. For the fans, by the fans. 'Nuff sed.
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SoanoS
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Post by SoanoS »

I want you to say (in 15 words or less) why you think Kickstarter is the perfect fit for Carmageddon!
Good question. Here is the answer.

1. Community related.
Carmageddon is coming home. Thanks to chemically imbalanced backers lusting for blood. We love Carmageddon!

2. Max related.
Max was mad. Cops didn't let him race. Kickstarter bribed the cops. Max happy again.

Phew. 15 word limit made it challenging. :P

My best regards to Max and Anna btw. I haven't seen them for a while.
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zugu
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Post by zugu »

One can never go wrong with a haiku:

We pledge this offering,

So that metal will twist again,

Gory bits everywhere.
(I'm having trouble with the tense: "will twist" or "would twist"? Please use whatever version is correct.)

Later edit: I searched the internet and apparently "twisted metal" is a video game genre that Carmageddon belongs to. I swear I didn't know this, but now that I do, I like the haiku even more.
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MadManTony
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Post by MadManTony »

keep them coming guys and girls

some great stuff !

Blood gore and gratuitous violence.

Kickstarter and carma reward your alliance

Max cash crash
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zugu
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Post by zugu »

I'm hearing that multiple entries are OK. If this is true, please consider this second haiku, too. Otherwise, please ignore it.

I'm paying to hear the screams.

Blood and motor oil on the asphalt

Once again.
"I'm" counts as one word, right?
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zugu
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Post by zugu »

Third one, because the second is crap:

Pledging to see tons of metal

hurtling through the air.
They scream in the sun.
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