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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !

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This forum gathers all the official activity that accompanied the revival.
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zugu
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Post by zugu »

Another one, because I can:

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zugu
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Don't mind me, I'm on a roll here:

Spend money.
Start the engine.
Kick the bloody head on your car hood.
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zugu
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This one is a pun on the famous refrigerator haiku:

Kickstarter campaigns can be successful,

But sometimes they don't make sense.
Fridge Racer.
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zugu
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This one is a little bit nostalgic - I was 14 years old when I had my first contact with Carmageddon:

Brains on a leaf,
Curtains of beef,

Money for teenager you were.
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Razor
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Can you stop spamming and edit your posts in the future.
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zugu
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I'd rather have you stop backseat moderating.
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Razor
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zugu wrote:I'd rather have you stop backseat moderating.
Funny thing is I actually am a Moderator and since you clearly know all about forum etiquette then you have no reason to spam replies.
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zugu
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Post by zugu »

Do your job, then.
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Anoniempje
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Post by Anoniempje »

Kickstarter. Better than pressing Z during countdown.
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venomnightmare
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Post by venomnightmare »

"Kickstarter because you gotta collect all the colored cars!"
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YautjaLord
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Post by YautjaLord »

-Carmageddon. What a great KICK for a STARTER!!!!! (bad one, or is it?)

-Kickstart your engines, there are cows waiting to be run over. (i have a feeling it's not the worst)

-Kickstarter: getting 20x ped bonus since May 2012!!!!! (i think similar was few pages back)

Ran out of ideas cause they either bad, or unrelated. That & 2nd one was worst after all: it simply sucked.

P.S. I hope i'm not getting ran over cause of this question (lol): is there a way to pledge after the KS campaign is over? Going for one of 25$ pledge options. :)Though it'll only happen next month. Cheers.
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guido
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Post by guido »

kickstart your publishers ass
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

More gore? No love? Get a combined bloodbath!

Kickstart us to get a co-op for your lass.
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Tamarinde
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Post by Tamarinde »

Let me put a kick in before the deadline
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

I know - there may be a bit more words, but Im sending it anyway (to enlarge my collection of competitional posts):

Be a cavalier, help old lady with the chandelier.Dont be inert to elder people needs. Kickstart with good deeds!

And some add up:

Max is on the run? What a pun! Go get car(or "Kickstart us") and have some fun!

Double check, use zebra crossing? Nah! Kickstart or get bumper peck! Max Damage is mocking.
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Doomofman
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Post by Doomofman »

Kickstarter would be a good name for a car in the new game :)
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

Hey guys and gals!

WOW! got a lot of pages to view here :)

The Competition is now closed! Big thanks to all the participants, We will be announcing the winner on here later today

And I will contact the winner by PM for their details :)

Laters Sim xxx
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

HELLOOO!

So as always the competition was very hard to judge! There was A LOT of really funny answers and we did the usual cage fighting over who should win!

So without further ado here are the WINNING people…

FIRST PRIZE: “Carmageddon: Made by the people, for the people, from severed, twitching lumps of the people” by stygimoloch

SECOND PRIZE: “So I drove over her liver while eating fava beans and a nice chianti” by Dave3d

THIRD PRIZE: “Kickstarter is great for Carmageddon because in from where not can shit dolphins, gentlemen” by MostHated

I will contact you all for preferred prize and size! Have a Fab weekend everyone! Don’t be disappointed if you didn’t win there will be plenty more competitions to come :)

Sim and the Carma Dev team xxx
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