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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
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- Mad_Maxine
- Pink
- Posts: 3232
- Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:24 pm
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Ok seeing this.. the day before i left the country. man.
so anyway I had a crappy idea stuck in my head and I pasted it togeather as soon as I got in (after some sleep) hoping Im not too late,
Boom
Carma grime yay
so anyway I had a crappy idea stuck in my head and I pasted it togeather as soon as I got in (after some sleep) hoping Im not too late,
Boom
Carma grime yay
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A little homage on Bridgestone.
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Mudstayne cleaning & co.
Remove your bloodstaines with Mudstaynes!
Herby's car repairs
Getting the Bugs out of your ride
Remove your bloodstaines with Mudstaynes!
Herby's car repairs
Getting the Bugs out of your ride
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I'll throw in my 5 cents XP
store name/pun explained/store type
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flats u rents (flatulence) - flat rental company
Light pawn (light porn) - pawn store
Lock'den'loaded (locked n loaded) - gun store
Royal's flush (royal flush) - toiletries store
Grim n pass (grin and pass) - funeral company
Br-utilities (brutality) - diy store
Xmarksspot (x marks the spot) - xmas store
Our soul's church (aresholes church) - church
Vast edd's pizza's (bastard's pizzas) - pizzeria
Dr.haden cough's clinic (turn your head and cough) - clinic
store name/pun explained/store type
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flats u rents (flatulence) - flat rental company
Light pawn (light porn) - pawn store
Lock'den'loaded (locked n loaded) - gun store
Royal's flush (royal flush) - toiletries store
Grim n pass (grin and pass) - funeral company
Br-utilities (brutality) - diy store
Xmarksspot (x marks the spot) - xmas store
Our soul's church (aresholes church) - church
Vast edd's pizza's (bastard's pizzas) - pizzeria
Dr.haden cough's clinic (turn your head and cough) - clinic
running people over.. so many peds so little time...
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i have a cold, and my brain wont cooperate right now, but maybe ill hit something if im lucky.
Stork Raft (starcraft) - No wood? no problem! we got storks!
Hovercars Inc. - Now with eels!
ArrowKnee studios - For your adventure!
L'thargic's B&B - (no slogan for now)
thats my 5 cents. ^^
Stork Raft (starcraft) - No wood? no problem! we got storks!
Hovercars Inc. - Now with eels!
ArrowKnee studios - For your adventure!
L'thargic's B&B - (no slogan for now)
thats my 5 cents. ^^
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
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Here's a few tasty nuggets Ive been kicking around:
"Pour-da-potty" beverages
"Poop Shoot" septic service
"Revoltage" or "High Twattage" power stations, whatnot
Coffee ad for "Stiffenators" coffee: "Want something hot and black inside you?"
"Ten Pins One Ball" bowling alleys
"Guzzlers" gas and gas products, "We do the pumping, you do the guzzling"
"Stubby's In n' Out Lube Service"
"Pour-da-potty" beverages
"Poop Shoot" septic service
"Revoltage" or "High Twattage" power stations, whatnot
Coffee ad for "Stiffenators" coffee: "Want something hot and black inside you?"
"Ten Pins One Ball" bowling alleys
"Guzzlers" gas and gas products, "We do the pumping, you do the guzzling"
"Stubby's In n' Out Lube Service"
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
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Oops, forgot one!
"Reclination Proclamation" LaZ-boy store
"Reclination Proclamation" LaZ-boy store
- FozzieOscar
- pedestrian
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:06 am
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name:Long Wang Noodle Restaraunt
motto:the tastiest noodle in town!
or
name:Heindlickin Beer
motto:Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin
motto:the tastiest noodle in town!
or
name:Heindlickin Beer
motto:Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin
- FozzieOscar
- pedestrian
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:06 am
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Long Wang Noodle Restaraunt
Best tasting noodle in town!
Heindlickin Beer
Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin!
Happy Bugger (gay dating service)
Cyberphiles-R-Us
We fiddle with your computers!
Sturdy Erections Urban Development Agency
We'll prop your tower up in no time!
Majestic Stiffs Funeral Parlour
Fat Willy's Buchers
You cant beat our meat!
Old Pong's Second Hand Clothes Store
Clothes that smell like grandma!
Greasy Ritchards Hamburger Parlour (feel free to replace "ritchard" with "dick" if you think its too subtle)
You dont want to know what the special sauce is made of!
Best tasting noodle in town!
Heindlickin Beer
Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin!
Happy Bugger (gay dating service)
Cyberphiles-R-Us
We fiddle with your computers!
Sturdy Erections Urban Development Agency
We'll prop your tower up in no time!
Majestic Stiffs Funeral Parlour
Fat Willy's Buchers
You cant beat our meat!
Old Pong's Second Hand Clothes Store
Clothes that smell like grandma!
Greasy Ritchards Hamburger Parlour (feel free to replace "ritchard" with "dick" if you think its too subtle)
You dont want to know what the special sauce is made of!
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Knockia - Disconnecting people
"Dismembering people" is also possible
"Dismembering people" is also possible
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In lack of any Lovecraftian inspiriation, which would kinda suit the evil-ish ways of carma; character name, cereal brand, insurance, whatever: H.P. Lovecrash
and
iFoam shaving gel - Max's choice
I completely suck at any image editing programs so i wont even bother, would probably lower any chances of winning (which is not the important part for me, would just be awesome to see some ideas ingame ^^)
and
iFoam shaving gel - Max's choice
I completely suck at any image editing programs so i wont even bother, would probably lower any chances of winning (which is not the important part for me, would just be awesome to see some ideas ingame ^^)
- guitarhero666
- pedestrian
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:57 pm
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VodaGone - "Can you hear me now?"
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Shitty Bitty Cookies! With lots of them Chocolate bits!
There is actually a Car rim called "Cookie Cutter"
There is actually a Car rim called "Cookie Cutter"
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SHOCKER
plugs & sockets
(edit, for the unknowing)
plugs & sockets
(edit, for the unknowing)
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Mr Dan - dead body removal
Slogan: Kaboom! Its gone.
Car brand:
Poorshit Slayenne
:p
Slogan: Kaboom! Its gone.
Car brand:
Poorshit Slayenne
:p
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So, today we are reviewing the hottest game in the market, Angry Births.
I´m so excited about this game, it certainly looks and feels like fun!
The idea in it is to save innocent babies by demolishing evil abortion clinics.
This can be achieved by flinging newborns into the buildings with accurate flight paths.
Some moments really showed me how remarkable this game is. I got "Sixteen and pregnant" Bonus after first level.
In one occasion I just hit the block wall on the third clinic, and my baby dropped down into the street.
I almost thought it was game over, but then it got ran over by a bunch of cars! Then mom called me to dinner and I had to stop playing.
But for being a great player I got this pin, I was pretty chuffed!
Angry Births is Coming to Androbot and iFone this summer!
- Review by No Life Gamer Magazine
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^ now THATs funny
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Watch Her Jiggle
Vibrating ass & breast implants, for that sexy jiggle on command.
Vibrating ass & breast implants, for that sexy jiggle on command.
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Stainless to Dirty
STD
Purchase dirty panties worn by naughty teens and adventurous wives of your choosing.
STD
Purchase dirty panties worn by naughty teens and adventurous wives of your choosing.
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Triplet Towers
Explosive entertainment and falling prices, book your flight to Triplet Towers before availability collapses.
Explosive entertainment and falling prices, book your flight to Triplet Towers before availability collapses.
- Parovoz_NFF
- pedestrian
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:49 pm
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Well, i am not much at design, but...
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
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Immaculate Confections - Chocolate/Sweets shop
Shop could produce tiny choco effigies of christ, haha
"Mmm, body of christ"
Shop could produce tiny choco effigies of christ, haha
"Mmm, body of christ"
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die
Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die
Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die
Scro-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
Scro-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
- Ray Murderiz
- driver
- Posts: 99
- Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:35 am
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again here with some more. warning: mine are going to be a little obscure because am reading a list of names for the genitalia as english is not my first language.
finger warmer gloves.
stabbin cabins
titanium loading units.
Scronium enuchotumerticolade. main ingridient of Castridol: male birth control pills.
Urogal pipes:disposing of waste since 1998
well thats it
finger warmer gloves.
stabbin cabins
titanium loading units.
Scronium enuchotumerticolade. main ingridient of Castridol: male birth control pills.
Urogal pipes:disposing of waste since 1998
well thats it
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Cocka-Cola
(or Cock-a-Cola)
As for the slogan, all the official slogans pretty much fit, I especially like the Japanese one from the year 1976: "Come on in. (Coke)" and the American "Good til the last drop" from 1908.
ReLaxative
"Cleanses gently, without interrupting sleep."
some rappers:
Ice-P
15 Cent
Luv Daddy
Dice Cube
Poop Dogg
M&M
Lay-Z
BMX
Kanye East
The Froots
Slick Dick
4pac
DJ Snazzy Jeff & Flesh Prince
We-Bang Clan
(or Cock-a-Cola)
As for the slogan, all the official slogans pretty much fit, I especially like the Japanese one from the year 1976: "Come on in. (Coke)" and the American "Good til the last drop" from 1908.
ReLaxative
"Cleanses gently, without interrupting sleep."
some rappers:
Ice-P
15 Cent
Luv Daddy
Dice Cube
Poop Dogg
M&M
Lay-Z
BMX
Kanye East
The Froots
Slick Dick
4pac
DJ Snazzy Jeff & Flesh Prince
We-Bang Clan
- Parovoz_NFF
- pedestrian
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:49 pm
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Oh, cola brands! That's a good idea!
"Choke-a-Cola"
"Mock-a-Cola"
"Poopsi-Cola"
"Alco-Hola"
Cafe "Del Irium"
Large Hardon Collider
"Hole caustic" domestic bleach
"Promise quiet" charity fund
"Bond age" ties
"Le Mon Par" tea
"Jew early" boutique
Some candies:
"Snukers"
"Guts"
"S&M's"
"Scutters"
P.S. Please excuse my bad english, it is not my native language and i've learned german for last three years.
"Choke-a-Cola"
"Mock-a-Cola"
"Poopsi-Cola"
"Alco-Hola"
Cafe "Del Irium"
Large Hardon Collider
"Hole caustic" domestic bleach
"Promise quiet" charity fund
"Bond age" ties
"Le Mon Par" tea
"Jew early" boutique
Some candies:
"Snukers"
"Guts"
"S&M's"
"Scutters"
P.S. Please excuse my bad english, it is not my native language and i've learned german for last three years.
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
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The Rusty Trombone - Pre-owned musical instrument shop
The Dutch Oven - Diner - "Cover your palette with a blanket of flavor!" or "Pull a blanket over your tastebuds!"
Family Jewels - Precious stones and necklaces - "Give her the pearl necklace she's been waiting for."
Ring O Fire Hemorrhoid cream/wipes
Crimson Tide tampons/pads
"Throbbin'" condoms
"Shmucks" auto parts
Hope everyone at sci had the merriest of christmases, filled with logs of yule variety and diabetes! Well ok, I don't hope you all got diabetes, but I do hope you gorged yourselves on a ludicrous amount of candy!
"Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
The Dutch Oven - Diner - "Cover your palette with a blanket of flavor!" or "Pull a blanket over your tastebuds!"
Family Jewels - Precious stones and necklaces - "Give her the pearl necklace she's been waiting for."
Ring O Fire Hemorrhoid cream/wipes
Crimson Tide tampons/pads
"Throbbin'" condoms
"Shmucks" auto parts
Hope everyone at sci had the merriest of christmases, filled with logs of yule variety and diabetes! Well ok, I don't hope you all got diabetes, but I do hope you gorged yourselves on a ludicrous amount of candy!
"Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
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Haha, this tasty morsel just popped in my head:
STACKED - Pancake House
STACKED - Pancake House
- Ray Murderiz
- driver
- Posts: 99
- Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:35 am
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IT Begins.
the carma year.
and to keep it on topic
Terminal Wheels And Tires. "see them while you are not under them" or "the mintest tires of bleak city"
happy new year and just keep on going.
the carma year.
and to keep it on topic
Terminal Wheels And Tires. "see them while you are not under them" or "the mintest tires of bleak city"
happy new year and just keep on going.
- FozzieOscar
- pedestrian
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:06 am
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oh my god, this is amazing, if they decide to keep the opponent status system from c2 and tdr2000, it could be called the twatter feed! racers updating their status would post things like:
omg! just ran over a ped, best fun eva! :D
wtf? some twit just rammed me!
imma gonna smash @max into little pieces!
so my car is totally upside down :'(
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