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This forum gathers all the official activity that accompanied the revival.
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Mad_Maxine
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Ok seeing this.. the day before i left the country. man.

so anyway I had a crappy idea stuck in my head and I pasted it togeather as soon as I got in (after some sleep) hoping Im not too late,

Boom



Carma grime yay
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jdayke
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A little homage on Bridgestone.
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B.A.
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Mudstayne cleaning & co.

Remove your bloodstaines with Mudstaynes!

Herby's car repairs

Getting the Bugs out of your ride
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Frito
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pileup
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I'll throw in my 5 cents XP

store name/pun explained/store type

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flats u rents (flatulence) - flat rental company

Light pawn (light porn) - pawn store

Lock'den'loaded (locked n loaded) - gun store

Royal's flush (royal flush) - toiletries store

Grim n pass (grin and pass) - funeral company

Br-utilities (brutality) - diy store

Xmarksspot (x marks the spot) - xmas store

Our soul's church (aresholes church) - church

Vast edd's pizza's (bastard's pizzas) - pizzeria

Dr.haden cough's clinic (turn your head and cough) - clinic
running people over.. so many peds so little time...
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Zpider
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i have a cold, and my brain wont cooperate right now, but maybe ill hit something if im lucky.

Stork Raft (starcraft) - No wood? no problem! we got storks!

Hovercars Inc. - Now with eels!

ArrowKnee studios - For your adventure!

L'thargic's B&B - (no slogan for now)

thats my 5 cents. ^^
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Ubiquitous Umberto
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Here's a few tasty nuggets Ive been kicking around:

"Pour-da-potty" beverages

"Poop Shoot" septic service

"Revoltage" or "High Twattage" power stations, whatnot

Coffee ad for "Stiffenators" coffee: "Want something hot and black inside you?"

"Ten Pins One Ball" bowling alleys

"Guzzlers" gas and gas products, "We do the pumping, you do the guzzling"

"Stubby's In n' Out Lube Service"
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Ubiquitous Umberto
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Oops, forgot one!

"Reclination Proclamation" LaZ-boy store
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Larse
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FozzieOscar
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name:Long Wang Noodle Restaraunt

motto:the tastiest noodle in town!

or

name:Heindlickin Beer

motto:Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin
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FozzieOscar
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Long Wang Noodle Restaraunt

Best tasting noodle in town!

Heindlickin Beer

Nothing tastes quite like a good Heindlickin!

Happy Bugger (gay dating service)

Cyberphiles-R-Us

We fiddle with your computers!

Sturdy Erections Urban Development Agency

We'll prop your tower up in no time!

Majestic Stiffs Funeral Parlour

Fat Willy's Buchers

You cant beat our meat!

Old Pong's Second Hand Clothes Store

Clothes that smell like grandma!

Greasy Ritchards Hamburger Parlour (feel free to replace "ritchard" with "dick" if you think its too subtle)

You dont want to know what the special sauce is made of!
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B.A.
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Knockia - Disconnecting people

"Dismembering people" is also possible
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Zpider
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In lack of any Lovecraftian inspiriation, which would kinda suit the evil-ish ways of carma; character name, cereal brand, insurance, whatever: H.P. Lovecrash

and

iFoam shaving gel - Max's choice

I completely suck at any image editing programs so i wont even bother, would probably lower any chances of winning (which is not the important part for me, would just be awesome to see some ideas ingame ^^)
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guitarhero666
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VodaGone - "Can you hear me now?"
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B.A.
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Shitty Bitty Cookies! With lots of them Chocolate bits!




There is actually a Car rim called "Cookie Cutter"
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panic
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SHOCKER

plugs & sockets

(edit, for the unknowing)
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B.A.
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Mr Dan - dead body removal

Slogan: Kaboom! Its gone.

Car brand:

Poorshit Slayenne

:p
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JazzDevil
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Post by JazzDevil »





So, today we are reviewing the hottest game in the market, Angry Births.

I´m so excited about this game, it certainly looks and feels like fun!

The idea in it is to save innocent babies by demolishing evil abortion clinics.

This can be achieved by flinging newborns into the buildings with accurate flight paths.

Some moments really showed me how remarkable this game is. I got "Sixteen and pregnant" Bonus after first level.

In one occasion I just hit the block wall on the third clinic, and my baby dropped down into the street.

I almost thought it was game over, but then it got ran over by a bunch of cars! Then mom called me to dinner and I had to stop playing.

But for being a great player I got this pin, I was pretty chuffed!

Angry Births is Coming to Androbot and iFone this summer!

- Review by No Life Gamer Magazine
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panic
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^ now THATs funny
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Jamie
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Watch Her Jiggle

Vibrating ass & breast implants, for that sexy jiggle on command.
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Jamie
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Stainless to Dirty

STD

Purchase dirty panties worn by naughty teens and adventurous wives of your choosing.
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Jamie
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Triplet Towers

Explosive entertainment and falling prices, book your flight to Triplet Towers before availability collapses.
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Parovoz_NFF
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Well, i am not much at design, but...





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Ubiquitous Umberto
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Post by Ubiquitous Umberto »

Immaculate Confections - Chocolate/Sweets shop

Shop could produce tiny choco effigies of christ, haha

"Mmm, body of christ"
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fix-x-xer
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die

Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
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fix-x-xer
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die

Sco-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
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fix-x-xer
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Coffin Dodgers - The Eco Way To Die

Scro-Nuts - Squishy Flesh With A Red and White Filling
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Ray Murderiz
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Post by Ray Murderiz »

again here with some more. warning: mine are going to be a little obscure because am reading a list of names for the genitalia as english is not my first language.

finger warmer gloves.

stabbin cabins

titanium loading units.

Scronium enuchotumerticolade. main ingridient of Castridol: male birth control pills.

Urogal pipes:disposing of waste since 1998

well thats it
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stevefe
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Post by stevefe »

Seems to me that the Web 2.0 generation need representing in any new Carmapocalypse scenarios:





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tooroo
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Post by tooroo »

Cocka-Cola

(or Cock-a-Cola)

As for the slogan, all the official slogans pretty much fit, I especially like the Japanese one from the year 1976: "Come on in. (Coke)" and the American "Good til the last drop" from 1908.

ReLaxative

"Cleanses gently, without interrupting sleep."

some rappers:

Ice-P

15 Cent

Luv Daddy

Dice Cube

Poop Dogg

M&M

Lay-Z

BMX

Kanye East

The Froots

Slick Dick

4pac

DJ Snazzy Jeff & Flesh Prince

We-Bang Clan
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Parovoz_NFF
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Post by Parovoz_NFF »

Oh, cola brands! That's a good idea!

"Choke-a-Cola"

"Mock-a-Cola"

"Poopsi-Cola"

"Alco-Hola"

Cafe "Del Irium"

Large Hardon Collider

"Hole caustic" domestic bleach

"Promise quiet" charity fund

"Bond age" ties

"Le Mon Par" tea

"Jew early" boutique

Some candies:

"Snukers"

"Guts"

"S&M's"

"Scutters"

P.S. Please excuse my bad english, it is not my native language and i've learned german for last three years.
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Ubiquitous Umberto
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The Rusty Trombone - Pre-owned musical instrument shop

The Dutch Oven - Diner - "Cover your palette with a blanket of flavor!" or "Pull a blanket over your tastebuds!"

Family Jewels - Precious stones and necklaces - "Give her the pearl necklace she's been waiting for."

Ring O Fire Hemorrhoid cream/wipes

Crimson Tide tampons/pads

"Throbbin'" condoms

"Shmucks" auto parts

Hope everyone at sci had the merriest of christmases, filled with logs of yule variety and diabetes! Well ok, I don't hope you all got diabetes, but I do hope you gorged yourselves on a ludicrous amount of candy!

"Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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Ubiquitous Umberto
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Post by Ubiquitous Umberto »

Haha, this tasty morsel just popped in my head:

STACKED - Pancake House
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Ray Murderiz
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Post by Ray Murderiz »

IT Begins.

the carma year.

and to keep it on topic

Terminal Wheels And Tires. "see them while you are not under them" or "the mintest tires of bleak city"

happy new year and just keep on going.
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FozzieOscar
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Post by FozzieOscar »

stevefe wrote:Seems to me that the Web 2.0 generation need representing in any new Carmapocalypse scenarios:

oh my god, this is amazing, if they decide to keep the opponent status system from c2 and tdr2000, it could be called the twatter feed! racers updating their status would post things like:

omg! just ran over a ped, best fun eva! :D

wtf? some twit just rammed me!

imma gonna smash @max into little pieces!

so my car is totally upside down :'(
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