Real Life Carmageddon? Possibly not as fun as it sounds.

[Deathrow]

Me and a friend went for a drive down the back lanes last night and we had an unfortunate collision with somthing. I wasn't best amused, she was nearly sick, but I'm sure you guys will appreciate the carmageddon feel to it:



















If mods feel this isn't appropriate, please delete, I'll understand.

[TheJabMan]

I doubt a place based on the principle of cars vs living things will mind you running over someones rooster.

Speaking of roadkill...



This would have been way better if filmed from the front, theres always next time I guess.

The "baby" is made from a watermellon, a cantaloupe for a head, and an open glass jar of pasta sauce.

Eventually this will get done in a public area, and then horrified mobs will chase my car and such.

[random_monkey]

What the fuck kind of roosters do you have over there?

Looks like a female blackbird to me...

What car's that you've got, dude?

[TheJabMan]

I think it was the two feathers at the fucked up angle by its tail that made me think rooster.

[El Barto]

I was going to say "if its a chiken it was going to be food soon anyway", or "maybe it was the last dodobird" lol

But, poor bird

[Deathrow]

RM: It's a Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 SRi

[Hairba11]

You're one sick MF.

That is hilarious in a Jackass sort of way.

For the full effect, The "dad" can't be looking at your car Like in the first shot.

[Deathrow]

Yep, I'm a sick motherfucker, because you know. I left the house got in my car and said to myself "LETS GO KILL AN INNOCENT ANIMAL, YEAH THAT'LL BE A LAUGH!".

[The_Bollocks]

I've hit a few rabbits that've ran out in front of me before. Idiots. None of them 'exploded' as such , but they did meet Mr. Bridgestone.

[Festae]

Yep, I'm a sick motherfucker, because you know. I left the house got in my car and said to myself "LETS GO KILL AN INNOCENT ANIMAL, YEAH THAT'LL BE A LAUGH!".

actually he was replying to Jab.. lol

[Hairba11]

Yeah, sorry, that was directed to the jab

Heck, my Honda smoked a deer, I had slowed down for it let it cross the road, it hit a fence and came back across. took out my hood front quarter and flipup headlight. I got pissed jumped out of the car and started kicking the shit out of the deer and cursing it out for coming back across the road when an older couple stopped behind me to ask if I was alright.

I strapped it to the hood and brought it to a couple of friends who are into that kind of thing and they processed it for me.

Nothing like the looks you get driving through town in an 89 honda with a screwed up front end and a deer strapped to it.

[Deathrow]

Sorry to fly off the handle at you, some people have been giving me a hard time about what happened and it's quite infuriating.

Haha, strapping a dear to your bonnet. I'ts illegal to eat your own road kill over here in the UK, but you can run somthing over and have your freind take it home .

[Qwerty_86]

ROTFL! I would love to see a deer strapped to the hood of a Honda!

[Hairba11]

Sorry, the thought of documenting the event must have slipped my mind.

I just hopped ebay, and amazingly enough, there is an 89 accord, same color, same wheels



Imagine this, but with the drivers side headlight bucket, front quarter and edge of the engine hood screwed up,

A strap running under the hood above the motor, and cinching a deer to the passenger side of the hood.

Now think of this as not the worst experience you have had with deer/vehicular relations.

I was riding with one of my friends. we were in his 92 f-150, and had the sucker pegged on the governor on the interstate doing 90 something miles an hour, when bolting out of the woods bordering the interstate a small deer dives in front of the truck. We hear it hit, and say, the heck with it, the truck is still running, there won't be anything left of it, no point is stopping.

About 10 minutes down the road, the deer's head flops back up the hood and scares the bejeezus out of us. Apparently at 90+ mph, there was enough wind hitting the front of the truck to pin the damn deer to the grill.

We almost lost control of the truck when it snapped back, looking at us with it's ears flapping in the wind

I'll never forget those damn ears flapping in the wind.

of course by this point, we say screw it and keep going. The deer rode there, looking at us, for about another 10 or 15 minutes before it finally fell off and we heard it bouncing between the pavement and the bottom of the truck.

When we got to his folks house, we finally got out and looked at the front of the truck. You couldn't see anything but a little hair in the grill, but when you pushed on the grill, the plastic crossbars had snapped and it acted like a net.

That is my worst deer vs. vehicle experience to date.

[Sordos]

Really not funny this stories

Sorry to that story with the poor...well...mud

[neitron]

:shock:Looking at these pictures ...I was thinking of a carmageddon movie... I think it (if it ever will be produced) should be much more horror film than any other genre.

[doomandemol]

i hit a human one time

that no cool