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ronxx83
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Post by ronxx83 »

This time elderly fucking fluffy bunnies and fisting Die Anna tiny cunt to spread mayhem.
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Sturmkind
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Post by Sturmkind »

I want to PowerUp the stupid piss flaps thing with holy cocks in Damage mode and stick your Grannies fucking boobs on giant bastard spikes so you cows shit tiny Repulsificating Velociraptor gibs into my God Damn mutant cunt!

Senseless. Or not?
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Leo_Sasquatch
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Post by Leo_Sasquatch »

As a handy tool (oo-er missus!) I've sorted out all the words from the graphic.

They're here http://pastebin.com/jasyXQWP (nouns) and here http://pastebin.com/Wc6iRUGj (everything else)

There's a subset of words that could be nouns or verbs - they're listed separately, but there is only one copy of each. All sorted in alphabetical order, and the pronouns, prepositions, verbs are all grouped. I just got hacked off every time I came up with a great phrase but one word was missing - hunting through the image was a pain. Hope this helps.

"I'm going to spread your arsehole and stick in a Velociraptor!"
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DoktorMandrake
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Post by DoktorMandrake »

My many shit stick 5x stupid fucking elderly flaps, little pinball twat, I'm into smear meat spread on arsehole fluffy french kissing god damn fucking bastard
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Leo_Sasquatch
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Post by Leo_Sasquatch »

I'm going to stick my mutant meat into your Grannies twat!
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Thecooldude
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Post by Thecooldude »

Giant Fisting Grannies with tiny cocks panic, shitting Repulsificating fluffy bunnies into piss flaps, and French kissing your cows arsehole, so you stick the god damn solid granite meat in, smashing my holy mutant twat like a Stupid motherfucker.
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Post by Thecooldude »

Giant Fisting Grannies with tiny cocks panic, shitting Repulsificating fluffy bunnies into piss flaps, and French kissing your cows arsehole, so you stick the god damn solid granite meat in, smashing my holy mutant twat like a Stupid motherfucker.
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BloodBath
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Post by BloodBath »

"So little time to twat grannies and shit repulsificating cows with the Eagle."
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Deadhart
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Post by Deadhart »

My entry:

"Giant boobs bunnies French Kissing elderly velociraptors and mutant Grannies fisting your arsehole! This is solid fucking mayhem holy shit I'm coming"

(anybody wants to use this idea for porn, you're free to go ahead and do so, just send me a copy)
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hailerishaildyskordja
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Post by hailerishaildyskordja »

#FrigOfTheDay #Carmageddon @Max_Damage

bad God Damn son

coming shitting stunt

so to Die you want

I'm motherfucker mode

take the car and love

like solid fucking on

argh!

so stick stupid head

into lovebucket mayhem

French kissing your shit [5x

Bonus panic piss
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A
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Post by A »



MAX SPIKES ELDERLY

MAYHEM!

GRANNIES SMASHING COWS
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Ray Murderiz
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Post by Ray Murderiz »

my shit is french kissing a fluffy elderly twat
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Glumok
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Post by Glumok »

I'm French, coming to pinball your Grannies' meat 5x , kissing lovebucket of tiny bunnies cocks, shitting PowerUp like was your stupid mutant son, fisting holy giant boobs with pedestrians' gibs. Argh!

(the fact is I really am French, therefore, it is not that easy to use english words for dirty sentances (but the spirit is here). :)
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DieselFan99
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Post by DieselFan99 »

fucking cows arsehole with my giant solid granite cock and splatter stupid grannies with my Repulsificating piss flaps.
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renrie
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Post by renrie »

#FrigOfTheDay #Carmageddon @Max_Damage

Hey, here's my entry:

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French kissing Elderly Grannies giant lovebucket is God Damn solid

like Die Anna piledriving a velociraptor fisting wasted cows arsehole guts

into spread mutant twat splatter!

Argh I love to damage Eagle Cocks with tiny spikes 5x in time of war

So stick cunning bunnies on your lap my repulsificating fluffy son

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Hope you guys like it ;D (wasn't aware of the use of dot's and comma's)

sorry if it is to long, in that case, take the first line.
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Adonael
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Post by Adonael »

Fisting goddamn cunt guts like a son of a bitch.
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Post by Deamon »

renrie wrote:Hope you guys like it ;D (wasn't aware of the use of dot's and comma's)

sorry if it is to long, in that case, take the first line.
Yes good question, is it allowed to use extra punctuation? Otherwise I would make mine shorter too ... :p
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Narciso
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Post by Narciso »

I think when Max was a haircut he told caprichar and hairdresser understood for faggot
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_ggwp_
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Post by _ggwp_ »

holy pedestrians

loving Grannies

fluffy cows

tiny bunnies

it is time to spread my love

I want your head and guts on fucking spikes

God Damn cunt fisting piss shitting mutant bitch peds!
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doubledax
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Post by doubledax »

Max Damage is French Kissing your Grannies cunt flaps like a fucking bastard
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Black_Forest
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Post by Black_Forest »

Mutant is stick your shit 5x it lap? GodDamn. Velociraptor solid

granite. Lovebucket fucking stupid Anna smear car panic cocks!!! So little son "combo


heat" like argh cunning mayhem Max. PowerUp pinball I`m so mode bad in fluffy... A of


I Eagle take meat flaps boobs peds cows!!! Damage fisting stupid coming Bonus


Repulsificating stund love destruction holy my arsehole!!! War was on thing want cunt


Hawk. You spikes bastard spread!!! French kissing Grannies motherfucker and Die. This


time many piss the giant pedestrians! Gibs guts going erderly smashing!! Into wasted


with tiny shitting to splatter twat bunnies piledriver !!!

...from Russia with love ))))
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iluzky
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Post by iluzky »

Die stupid fluffy boobs Anne God Damn cunt Hawk French Kissing Replusificating son to bonus shitting tiny cocks,argh panic stupid Grannies.
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danjal
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Post by danjal »

God Damn pedestrians want it bad! French kissing cows with fluffy Velociraptor cunning stunt mayhem
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twisted
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Post by twisted »

Die Anna was French kissing cows giant shitting arsehole argh fucking Repulsificating stupid bitch smear the wasted little meat I'm going on panic mode I want to stick A God Damn pinball PowerUp of solid granite spikes into my tiny piss head 5x and spread fluffy bunnies love with Grannies so take your time ! Max Damage
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aresius16
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Post by aresius16 »

I know I'm a bit late on the entry date but heck. I noticed the end date after writting in the sentences. So, here's what I had!

I was fucking Die Anna solid granite boobs like A Velociraptor. Max Damage wasted in A pinball Powerup! in so little time was my tiny fluffy cocks Repulsificating on this bitch God Damn mutant twat. I was in mayhem! My guts splatter on Die Anna spikes. God Damn this fucking Max Damage bastard!
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twisted
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Post by twisted »

aresius16 wrote:I know I'm a bit late on the entry date but heck. I noticed the end date after writting in the sentences. So, here's what I had!

I was fucking Die Anna solid granite boobs like A Velociraptor. Max Damage wasted in A pinball Powerup! in so little time was my tiny fluffy cocks Repulsificating on this bitch God Damn mutant twat. I was in mayhem! My guts splatter on Die Anna spikes. God Damn this fucking Max Damage bastard!

I notice you use some words twice...I thought we were limited to use only one time each.

Edit: Sadly...that doesn't make sense cause you would not be able to do it if you had the fridge magnets in hands :(
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aresius16
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Post by aresius16 »

If I am to be excluded is it's because I posted too late. The rules were simple : "Well, this is your chance. Using ONLY the words provided on the fridge magnet set, make us the FUNNIEST sentence you can." and that is what I did. Like I said, I posted a day late but it wasn't written that you couldn't use the words twice. Find me a word in my phrase that isn't on the fridge magnet and only then will I admit that my phrase isn't correct.
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Post by Espyo »

It's not on the first page, but c'mon, it's literally the first post on the second page: http://www.carmageddon.com/comment/54190#comment-54190

You came late and you didn't quite follow the intended rules. It must suck for you, of course, but it wouldn't be fair to the other competitors that played all their cards right, if your entry were to be allowed. Don't feel too bad, there'll be more competitions.

EDIT: Twisted's got some Afterburner!...
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twisted
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Post by twisted »

aresius16 wrote:If I am to be excluded is it's because I posted too late. The rules were simple : "Well, this is your chance. Using ONLY the words provided on the fridge magnet set, make us the FUNNIEST sentence you can." and that is what I did. Like I said, I posted a day late but it wasn't written that you couldn't use the words twice. Find me a word in my phrase that isn't on the fridge magnet and only then will I admit that my phrase isn't correct.
A huge part of the challenge is not using the same word twice. Using only the words provided on the fridge magnet set...meaning the magnet set (physically). Here is a quote later on...

Simista wrote:Fireman - yep your limited to this one set of fridge magnets :) so no doubling up ;)
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Post by huntaaaaa »

fluffy was fisting your grannies

repulsificating arsehole

like a god dam holy velociraptor coming 5x

on a shit stick
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Ventrance
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Post by Ventrance »

Does anyone know where and how the winners will be revealed?

Personal message, post on this page, somewhere else maybe?
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_ggwp_
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Post by _ggwp_ »

HOO CAN HAS TEH MAGNETZ??

:3
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DZimmy
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Post by DZimmy »

Simista wrote:Hey guys!

Competition is closed.

Oops - I forgot it was bank holiday Monday yesterday! So apologise for that!, I will reveal the winners later today :)
Does it belong here or Early Access Competition is closed too?

EDIT:

Damn, reading thru the Rules, I cannot believe I missed "ONE entry per person only please!". I guess it's too late. Anyways I doubt I could decide between "Eldery Max is into fluffy cocks." and "Fisting war is coming, spread your giant lovebucket!"...but I guess Fisting war is coming would be my entry if I can still decide.
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Deamon
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Post by Deamon »

Mistake I guess we should have another week for the video comp? I was gonna submit my second entry this week ...
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

Hey guys!

This competition is now closed.

Oops - I forgot it was bank holiday Monday yesterday! So apologies for that! I will reveal the winners later today :)