Dear returning Carmageddon fans
These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
Competition: KICK ME
Competition: KICK ME
Kickstarter for Carmageddon! Well, it’s better than Max claiming his mental disability benefits!
<---- 1970 Plymouth Superbird (Richard Petty Replica) at Brooklands.
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Is there only 1 entry per pereson?
I read the rules, and it said nothing about how many entries we could do.
If only 1, here is mine:
Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.
I read the rules, and it said nothing about how many entries we could do.
If only 1, here is mine:
Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.
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Here's my entry:
Things racing through my head, this time they ask, istead of instant running over. Carma-get-on!
comment: instead of "they" there can be a "we"
Things racing through my head, this time they ask, istead of instant running over. Carma-get-on!
comment: instead of "they" there can be a "we"
- MickiMatsu
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 264
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:44 pm
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"Take it as an investment, a single piledriver-bonus will pay it all back again!"
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'
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Hi everyone. My 15 words:
"Troll do gooders! Sponsor Reincarnation on Kickstarter.
Publishers lack carhunas. Carmageddon 2013 - Make it happen!"
"Troll do gooders! Sponsor Reincarnation on Kickstarter.
Publishers lack carhunas. Carmageddon 2013 - Make it happen!"
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Max is back and he's running low on fuel. Why not to help him?
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OK
Since there has been NO word on wether we can more than 1 entry, I am going to list all of mine now:
Kick what? Kick it old school.
MOH? COD? MWF? Nah. Kickstart real gaming.
Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.
You got pedestrian in my grill! No, you got grill in my pedestrian!
Do you remember when games were fun? Carmageddon Farms remembers.
You know what really grinds my gears? When kickstarters fail.
I love the smell of Carmageddon kikcstarter in the morning.
Are you kickstarting me? Are you kickstarting me? You must be, cause I dont see no other fun games around!
So I drove over her liver while eating fava beans and a nice chianti.
My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to kickstart.
My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to drive.
Since there has been NO word on wether we can more than 1 entry, I am going to list all of mine now:
Kick what? Kick it old school.
MOH? COD? MWF? Nah. Kickstart real gaming.
Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.
You got pedestrian in my grill! No, you got grill in my pedestrian!
Do you remember when games were fun? Carmageddon Farms remembers.
You know what really grinds my gears? When kickstarters fail.
I love the smell of Carmageddon kikcstarter in the morning.
Are you kickstarting me? Are you kickstarting me? You must be, cause I dont see no other fun games around!
So I drove over her liver while eating fava beans and a nice chianti.
My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to kickstart.
My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to drive.
- Ouroboros Omega
- pedestrian
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:34 pm
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Here is mine: "Kickstart this game or I'll have to kickstart my car and come kickstart your arse!"
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Kicking for screaming
Well i'll give it a 8/10. I can do better...
Well i'll give it a 8/10. I can do better...
- TurboDonkey007
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 273
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:36 pm
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Kickstart your Carmageddon Craving today! Maim, splat and smash tomor.....February!
meh
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Alreet People! just to confirm.. you can have multiple entries if you like :)
Sim xxxx
Sim xxxx
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Who could assume Max will survive the apocalypse? It's time to kick the pedal to the metal!
Start your engines! Kick the pedal to the metal! Carma on Kickstarter.
Publishers goes evil. Carma can make them go evil dead.
With Kickstarter I can be a part of Reincarnation of Carmageddon!
With Kickstarter every Reincarnation may happen. Max is back!
Give a few bucks to Max for my happy childhood, thanks to Kickstarter.
Start your engines! Kick the pedal to the metal! Carma on Kickstarter.
Publishers goes evil. Carma can make them go evil dead.
With Kickstarter I can be a part of Reincarnation of Carmageddon!
With Kickstarter every Reincarnation may happen. Max is back!
Give a few bucks to Max for my happy childhood, thanks to Kickstarter.
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-Every-body needs a lift somewhere in his life, in this case a kick to the Max!
-Don't you enjoy anticipatory pleasure? This kickerstarter does start our Carma engines!
-Don't you enjoy anticipatory pleasure? This kickerstarter does start our Carma engines!
- nardi0640j
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Mon May 14, 2012 10:44 pm
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~Max is back driving his hot rod up your ass in search for cash~
~Licking her for money, if we had more money she wouldn't be a horse~
~Attention all, save granny give us money and we'll kick her ass to you~
~Licking her for money, if we had more money she wouldn't be a horse~
~Attention all, save granny give us money and we'll kick her ass to you~
- elenasiegmanfan
- pedestrian
- Posts: 4
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2012 12:12 am
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The KickStarter is a perfect choice because Everyone must help out one another as human beings,with love as brothers and sisters, Then we run each-other over in the end, Like the evil S.O.B's WE ARE!
- elenasiegmanfan
- pedestrian
- Posts: 4
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2012 12:12 am
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"Everyone must help one another as humans, Then we run each-other over in the end!"
Carma 4 Ever!
Carma 4 Ever!
- Teutonicus
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 283
- Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:00 am
- Location: GERMANY
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cut-off limbs and flooded by gore - donate to max - he´ll give you more!
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My entrie are.
1: because in real life an cunning stunt bonus doesn't do the trick.
2: Carmageddon kickstart, because Max Damage could drive in your neighborhood as well.
3: Kickstart! for those who need money, from those whom need carmageddon.
now just a question. What if the $4000.000 wont be reached? No carmageddon?
Or just at a later time? or will this piece of art have a spot next to Carmageddon 4?
just wondering.....
1: because in real life an cunning stunt bonus doesn't do the trick.
2: Carmageddon kickstart, because Max Damage could drive in your neighborhood as well.
3: Kickstart! for those who need money, from those whom need carmageddon.
now just a question. What if the $4000.000 wont be reached? No carmageddon?
Or just at a later time? or will this piece of art have a spot next to Carmageddon 4?
just wondering.....
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Mom, Max doesn't wanna kickstart. (Mom) That's because we don't own a credit card.
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Stop kicking like a small crying pedestrian baby, now you can kickstart him for real!
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We got bonuses for your credits, the Carmageddon way
Think of the peds, start kicking those creds
Think of the peds, start kicking those creds
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This is not an entry, just a comment:
If kickstarter succeeds, also the critics, newspapers and such are going to see how many people want this game so badly! :)
If kickstarter succeeds, also the critics, newspapers and such are going to see how many people want this game so badly! :)
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Every engine needs a start, so donate for good Carma!
- Teutonicus
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 283
- Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:00 am
- Location: GERMANY
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edit: cut-off limbs and floods of gore - a kickstarter donation will give you more!
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Kickstart is great for Carmageddon because in from where not can shit dolphins, gentlemen.
- stygimoloch
- motorised death
- Posts: 944
- Joined: Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:57 pm
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We're holding a donation drive... to survive! Hang on to yer helmet!
OMG lol, 'hang on to yer helmet.' I only just got that.
OMG lol, 'hang on to yer helmet.' I only just got that.
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Upping my pledge soon, this game has to come out!!!!!
- Ouroboros Omega
- pedestrian
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:34 pm
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1) "Kickstarting the apocalyse... boring, kickstarting doomsday... easy, kickstarting Carmageddon... challenge accepted!"
2) "Insert witty kickstarter related one-liner here."
3) "Who cares about 3D, Max will make you 2D in no time at all."
4) "Max needs new brakes... He still won't stop for you though."
5) "Just let me get an artistic splatter bonus and then I'll donate."
6) "Why donate to dog shelters? Donate to Carmageddon and then we can solve both problems."
7) "Steal from the rich... Give to Carmageddon."
My brain just stopped working completely, I'm going to stop now.
2) "Insert witty kickstarter related one-liner here."
3) "Who cares about 3D, Max will make you 2D in no time at all."
4) "Max needs new brakes... He still won't stop for you though."
5) "Just let me get an artistic splatter bonus and then I'll donate."
6) "Why donate to dog shelters? Donate to Carmageddon and then we can solve both problems."
7) "Steal from the rich... Give to Carmageddon."
My brain just stopped working completely, I'm going to stop now.
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"A kick in the head for Max Damage: Reincarnation"
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"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"
Just "No donation, no ruination!" would be fine as well.
"Kickstarting only works on bikes? We're here to prove you wrong!"
"We kickstart cars, to start kicking arse" (it rhymes and arse is some weird British slang, double score)
"Freedom isn't free. It costs 400.000 dollars... at least... maybe a bit more."
Just "No donation, no ruination!" would be fine as well.
"Kickstarting only works on bikes? We're here to prove you wrong!"
"We kickstart cars, to start kicking arse" (it rhymes and arse is some weird British slang, double score)
"Freedom isn't free. It costs 400.000 dollars... at least... maybe a bit more."
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Since I can't edit for some reason I just thought of this as well:
"Like Buddha says: "No donation, no reincarnation"
While this might be mocking a religion, it might get some more attention. Could also be "Like the Buddhist church says" but I like Buddha better.
"Like Buddha says: "No donation, no reincarnation"
While this might be mocking a religion, it might get some more attention. Could also be "Like the Buddhist church says" but I like Buddha better.
- Razor
- Stomping-on-Kittens
- Posts: 3431
- Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:38 pm
- Location: Beaver City
- Contact:
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You really should have gone with: "Damnnation! No donation, no Reincarnation!" - GTA2 referenceFireman wrote:"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"
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To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
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Yeah "Buddha Saves: Damnation! No donation, no reincarnation!" was my first idea, but it was too obvious a reference, so in the end I went with the above.Razor wrote:Fireman wrote:"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"You really should have gone with: "Damnnation! No donation, no Reincarnation!" - GTA2 reference
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-Put some cash into this Reïncarnation, because real life damage is more expensive!
-Carmageddon is putting up a race again... and like al races... it needs sponsors
-A computer crash fun? Help Carmageddon back on track and we'll show you!
-Many people and beliefs have faith in Reïncarnation... do you? Donate for Carmageddon Reincarnation!
-Tired of donating? This good cause gives the do-gooders something back! So support Carmageddon Reincarnation.
Now i'm going to roll back into my bed! Good night Carmagetters!
-Carmageddon is putting up a race again... and like al races... it needs sponsors
-A computer crash fun? Help Carmageddon back on track and we'll show you!
-Many people and beliefs have faith in Reïncarnation... do you? Donate for Carmageddon Reincarnation!
-Tired of donating? This good cause gives the do-gooders something back! So support Carmageddon Reincarnation.
Now i'm going to roll back into my bed! Good night Carmagetters!
- DistFist_ing
- pedestrian
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:23 pm
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Here are some tasty entries:
1. Mindless road rage thrashin',only when Max hears you kick the cash in.
2. Carmageddon: Reincarnation Max's out with your kickstart salvation.
3. Can you put a value on crooked carma smiles? Now kickstart for full bore intestines!
Enjoy. I know I just did!
1. Mindless road rage thrashin',only when Max hears you kick the cash in.
2. Carmageddon: Reincarnation Max's out with your kickstart salvation.
3. Can you put a value on crooked carma smiles? Now kickstart for full bore intestines!
Enjoy. I know I just did!
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