Hi, I'm Toshiba Three! Welcome to devWAM!
Lots of C1 happenings lately.
Here's what happened in the previous episodes... spam-style!
- The four-C1-cars pack now done! Check out the Firetruck RC for free here! Don't miss Hook Me in your neighborhood! Order your Mighty Fist NOW! Get CWNED! tonight in your city! Garanteed glide fixes soon!
- Tired of your old mis-sized Fifi? Acquire an updated TTR's Fifi truck RIGHT NOW and get chicks on your hood!
- Impress your friends at school with these totally rad Stupid Lame Driveable Noncars!
- Learn more about CHEAP shadetabs now! Retail price!
- Attain your desired proportion and size with the Monster Beetle! Now available for C1!
- C1 Diets don't work. Bad beta levels does. Test our FREE samples RIGHT NOW and STOP PLAYING!
- BRAND NEW TTR'S BRICK 128mg x 63 Pills Only $186, Visa Accepted!
But WAIT! There's MORE! Stay tuned for FREE C2 GOODIES straight into ya!
- Suppress your SOD appetite with Phentimmy 76mg. Order your FREE SOD cars pack NOW. (unable to see this page? click here)
- Be as good as in youth! Stella Stunna's famous Electric Blue© treatment NOW FOR C2! Renders just as in C1!
- !!HARMALARM OFFERS!! Real McLeach© Truck NOW IN YOUR C2! Buy in Bulk and Save Huge Dollars Now!
Man I'm the worst news poster. Ever.
Gimme a medal or I continue, in portuguese. :neutral: