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by Secret Chimp
Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:15 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: To AdR
Replies: 16
Views: 43

Re: To AdR

Good grief, has this board gone downhill since 2 years ago or what...

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Fri Aug 23, 2002 12:10 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Upcoming C2 car poll
Replies: 30
Views: 56

Re: Upcoming C2 car poll

I think it'd be cool if that old Carma 2 Rally conversion project that Matt kind of started on a few years ago was picked up again, perhaps with the Pooge 206 or the Focus. Anybody know if Matt still has any of the rally cars/tracks he made for that project?<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><b...
by Secret Chimp
Mon Jul 22, 2002 2:50 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: let us all gather around..
Replies: 10
Views: 32

Re: let us all gather around..

ASSHAT

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:51 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Carmageddon II Advanced Released
Replies: 57
Views: 103

Re: Carmageddon II Advanced Released

That's a big bowl of Queerios... now the site works fine. Huh.<br/><br/><br/>btw- I must agree that the Eraser is quite a blowtron of a car and quite out of place. I've replaced it with Slayer's Nova.<br/><br/>[ July 01, 2002: Message edited by: Secret Chimp ]<br/><br/>---------------...
by Secret Chimp
Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:06 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Carmageddon II Advanced Released
Replies: 57
Views: 103

Re: Carmageddon II Advanced Released

so I'm the only person that's consistently been getting a 404 from that CJB.net address?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Fri Jun 21, 2002 3:18 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Just foolin' around...
Replies: 42
Views: 99

Re: Just foolin' around...

I dig that smoke; did you draw that in for the screenie or just edit the alpha channels for the built-in smoke TIFFs for C2?<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say <br/>i am electric head, <br/>a cannibal core, <br/>a t...
by Secret Chimp
Mon May 13, 2002 7:59 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Working with normals on C2
Replies: 16
Views: 40

Re: Working with normals on C2

<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</FONT><HR>Originally posted by Econobrick:<br/><B>secret chimp - yes, it's a track i made, you can get it <A href="http://mb.polygonized.com/nukleen_v2.ZIP">here</A> (but it's an unfinished version, and can never be fi...
by Secret Chimp
Sun May 12, 2002 12:03 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Working with normals on C2
Replies: 16
Views: 40

Re: Working with normals on C2

Is that an actual track? Did I miss the release of something?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sat May 11, 2002 6:57 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: HYPER BONUS: Secret stench!!
Replies: 13
Views: 47

Re: HYPER BONUS: Secret stench!!

What the frunk? Is it on your site or something?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sun May 05, 2002 11:56 am
Forum: Carmageddon: TDR 2000 and The Nosebleed Pack
Topic: The car has a V8
Replies: 15
Views: 35

Re: The car has a V8

By the looks of the rest of the car, the engine should be something with a gas tank on the side and a ripcord on top =P<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say <br/>i am electric head, <br/>a cannibal core, <br/>a televi...
by Secret Chimp
Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:25 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Heck, let's say - PLEASE READ
Replies: 7
Views: 46

Re: Heck, let's say - PLEASE READ

<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</FONT><HR>Originally posted by Boose:<br/><B>I cannot be arsed to search for your skins right now, Chimp, it's somewhere very deep in tons of my CDS, it would take me ages and right now i don't have a single free minut...
by Secret Chimp
Sat Apr 27, 2002 12:08 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Heck, let's say - PLEASE READ
Replies: 7
Views: 46

Re: Heck, let's say - PLEASE READ

I'd like for you to make my Plutonium Graffiti skin for The Plow 2 available on polygonized.com for a short time. I've been looking for it for awhile and you seem to be the only one who still has it.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world arou...
by Secret Chimp
Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:48 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: any mac carmageddon 2 user?
Replies: 9
Views: 4710

Re: any mac carmageddon 2 user?

I'll convert the .sit file I found in a folder just now to a zip and stick it up on a server so everyone can get it. I'll post the address when it's ready.
by Secret Chimp
Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:15 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Oh, like ... another bigfoot
Replies: 14
Views: 37

Re: Oh, like ... another bigfoot

Neato. Perhaps you could release a verson without the plow up front and a bounding box that hugs the bottom of the model, so there could be a smashing model and a crazy off-roading model =)<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton h...
by Secret Chimp
Fri Apr 19, 2002 4:20 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: any mac carmageddon 2 user?
Replies: 9
Views: 4710

Re: any mac carmageddon 2 user?

Go to www.carpocalypse.com and start digging around the file directories. You should be able to find a directory for mac carpocalypse; that's where I downloaded the editing files after I reinstalled C2 and forgot to save the original zip.
by Secret Chimp
Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:25 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: A tragedy.....
Replies: 24
Views: 68

Re: A tragedy.....

Shit. I can't say much more than that. I hope he regains at least some useable portion of his vision; I couldn't stand being blind.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say <br/>i am electric head, <br/>a cannib...
by Secret Chimp
Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:05 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Bus complete!
Replies: 5
Views: 28

Re: Bus complete!

Hell yes. I've been waiting forever for you to make a bus with a better model since you released the first one a year or two ago.<br/>BTW, how is Nukeleen coming?<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say <br/>i am el...
by Secret Chimp
Sun Mar 17, 2002 7:01 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: preprocessing/setting up c2 tracks
Replies: 14
Views: 34

Re: preprocessing/setting up c2 tracks

Well, from what I've seen in other tracks, you set up the peds in the race .txt file; you set the number of peds per square km on each defined .MAT in the track. Just search for "ped" inside of the deathworld.txt file or whatever the race .txt file is, or look at another track and copy out thos...
by Secret Chimp
Fri Mar 15, 2002 3:16 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...
Replies: 47
Views: 87

Re: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...

Heh... I just remembered a time in 8th grade metal shop when I had finished welding this bar to a hollow square tube; I picked it up by the opposite end, thinking that end would be cool, and after about a second or two I went "oooooooooooooowshhhhhttt". My right hand burned so it was kind of half-dr...
by Secret Chimp
Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:27 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...
Replies: 47
Views: 87

Re: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...

your genius astounds me.

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Fri Mar 15, 2002 10:32 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...
Replies: 47
Views: 87

Re: Ricky Martin musta been drunk...

I think the skin on the chest is a lot more delicate than, say, the hands, since you don't do a whole lot with your torso aside from holding it upright or lying down. Maybe if you crawled around like a gecko all day it'd be different.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the j...
by Secret Chimp
Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:59 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Hey I'm Back...
Replies: 11
Views: 21

Re: Hey I'm Back...

suuure...admit it, you want us all and enjoy the pain.

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Mon Mar 11, 2002 9:11 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Hey I'm Back...
Replies: 11
Views: 21

Re: Hey I'm Back...

You were here in the first place?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sat Mar 09, 2002 3:34 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Is this only me?
Replies: 65
Views: 422

Re: Is this only me?

You must have the only copy of my Plutonium Graffiti Don Dump 2 skin then...interesting.

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:17 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Carma 2 on Mac
Replies: 1
Views: 1410

Re: Carma 2 on Mac

Just type LAPMYLOVEPUMP to enter cheat mode. shift-2 gives you a time bonus. Type at a "pecking" pace or else C2 won't recognize the keystrokes.

I haven't heard of using ResEdit to cheat, how does that work? Do you have the de-twted DATA.TWT files?
by Secret Chimp
Mon Jan 28, 2002 11:59 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: DTD cars
Replies: 8
Views: 21

Re: DTD cars

jAcKaSs

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Thu Jan 03, 2002 3:21 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: The winds of change
Replies: 27
Views: 49

Re: The winds of change

I guess his secret society of ferrets just means more to him than we do...

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sun Dec 30, 2001 12:35 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Another year goes by..
Replies: 12
Views: 34

Re: Another year goes by..

I miss shoe... and Ratty! Where the fuck did Ratty and Manson go?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sat Dec 22, 2001 12:40 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: GTA 3 banned!
Replies: 16
Views: 41

Re: GTA 3 banned!

Problem is, adults want to hear it's the games' problem, not their dumbass kids.

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Fri Dec 21, 2001 12:56 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: GTA 3 banned!
Replies: 16
Views: 41

Re: GTA 3 banned!

Yeah...while personally I'd want easy access to games I want regardless of content, in this society you always have to look out for the idiots at the expense of everyone else.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>yeah, i am the jigsaw man<br/>i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say...
by Secret Chimp
Fri Dec 21, 2001 9:18 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: GTA 3 banned!
Replies: 16
Views: 41

Re: GTA 3 banned!

Couldn't you just order from an online retailer like outpost.com and get it shipped overseas? Don't think they can block that. Heck, buying online is often 10 bucks cheaper than going to a store, since the stores have way bigger overheads to cover.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>ye...
by Secret Chimp
Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:45 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Topic: I'm an evil thread, delete me! [N/T]
Replies: 55
Views: 124

Re: Topic: I'm an evil thread, delete me! [N/T]

HEY! WHO LIKES TO MASTURBATE!?

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Sun Dec 09, 2001 1:15 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Here comes the nonsense post!
Replies: 39
Views: 69

Re: Here comes the nonsense post!

Crap, I remember Reboot... I don't REMEMBER it though, I just kind of remember it being inside of a computer or something...<br/><br/>Anyone remember that claymation show "Bump in the Night"? Green guy with eyestalks called Mr. Bumpy, and the blue blob named Mr. Squishington who lived in a toil...
by Secret Chimp
Mon Dec 03, 2001 12:07 am
Forum: Carmageddon and The Splat Pack
Topic: Anybody have the zombie ped sounds??
Replies: 2
Views: 20

Re: Anybody have the zombie ped sounds??

there aren't any; they're these annoying-ass aliens.[/LIST]

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah
by Secret Chimp
Fri Nov 30, 2001 4:45 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Econobrick Cars
Replies: 12
Views: 64

Re: Econobrick Cars

awh, come on... I've missed your crazy-cool shit. I've even named my hard drive Dr. Fool =P

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yeah, i am the jigsaw man
i turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
i am electric head,
a cannibal core,
a television said - yeah