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by random_monkey
Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:43 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Video Driver crashing while playing tutorial
Replies: 4
Views: 71

Video Driver crashing while playing tutorial

I submitted this on the bugger. Wasn't able to find a way to reproduce but just seems to be /something/ making the game crash under heavy graphic requirements?<br/><br/>I lowered my res from 1920x1080 to 1600x900. Doesn't look as nice, but it stopped 99% of the crashing, which is fine for me while I...
by random_monkey
Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:58 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: [fixed] hangup/crash @ splash screen :: Update Windows 7 SP1 and KB2670838 (possibly considered optional in windows update)
Replies: 62
Views: 539

[fixed] hangup/crash @ splash screen :: Update Windows 7 SP1 and KB2670838 (possibly considered optional in windows update)

Malibu wrote:My game is working now, it's some windows 7 x64 update issues or something.

Check your windows updates are up to date

Re-run the assessment

Worked for me, thanks.
by random_monkey
Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:44 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: [fixed] hangup/crash @ splash screen :: Update Windows 7 SP1 and KB2670838 (possibly considered optional in windows update)
Replies: 62
Views: 539

[fixed] hangup/crash @ splash screen :: Update Windows 7 SP1 and KB2670838 (possibly considered optional in windows update)

Perhaps, same for me:<br/><br/>670GTX<br> i5 3570k<br/><br/>(Especially since the session logs terminate at graphics:)<br/><br/><blockquote class="uncited"><div>14/02/2015 15:43:26-&gt; Create game setup info.<br> 14/02/2015 15:43:26-&gt; Load localisation.<br> 14/02/2015 15:43:27-&gt; F...
by random_monkey
Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: CWA slowly getting quite old: a look back
Replies: 24
Views: 16032

Re: CWA slowly getting quite old: a look back

I enjoyed the 'rivalries' that the sites had, Matt- People trying to release the best cars and attract the best car makers to their own sites, and as you say, actually putting in a fair bit of work to write news posts that were more than just "Released a new car, get it [here]". We're talk...
by random_monkey
Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:45 pm
Forum: The ReinCarnation Project
Topic: Carma Be Your Valentine?
Replies: 105
Views: 467

Carma Be Your Valentine?

I love Carmageddon more than Halfwit Harry loves his Sister
by random_monkey
Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:34 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Carmageddon chat rooms
Replies: 5
Views: 2353

Re: Carmageddon chat rooms

There's #carmageddon on irc.slashnet.org, but we rarely talk Carmageddon.
Discussions will probably pick up again once C:R is released, but the channel is around 12 to 13 years old now, so the carma discussions dried up a fair while ago ;)
by random_monkey
Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: The Cars
Replies: 1031
Views: 4551

The Cars

You're not going racing, guys!

I mean, if this was real life, I'd be giving you these fast cars for free, it's only going to make wasting you that much easier!
by random_monkey
Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:41 pm
Forum: The ReinCarnation Project
Topic: Special VIP Guest Ten K Ken from Cancun!
Replies: 53
Views: 320

Special VIP Guest Ten K Ken from Cancun!

<blockquote><div><cite>shane wrote:</cite>I wonder just how many people are going over those images, enhancing them to try and find hidden info...</div></blockquote>Eh... go on then.<br/><br/>I was looking at the blurry screen with Maxine, and after arguing over whether it's a shot of the front or b...
by random_monkey
Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:07 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Blog: The Word From Ohnhai: Industrial Injury re-born (Part B)
Replies: 70
Views: 175

Blog: The Word From Ohnhai: Industrial Injury re-born (Part B)

So what's the powerup?... Air humping peds? ;)
by random_monkey
Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:33 pm
Forum: Funsize! (Android/iOS)
Topic: some more short videos of the mobile version here
Replies: 13
Views: 110

some more short videos of the mobile version here

Heh, "Goddamn Mother". Probably my favourite C1 maxquote.

Looking good, can't wait to play! ^_^
by random_monkey
Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:52 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: billiard tables!?!!
Replies: 4
Views: 1815

Re: billiard tables!?!!

I tried doing a pool table for my first (maybe second?) map. It was a horrible... truly horrific model, full of holes and big ramps that didn't even go anywhere. The idea was that you could have a nice big area on the top of the table to speed around on, and then down each of the pockets would be th...
by random_monkey
Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:03 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: My birthday's coming up!! having trouble making cars
Replies: 12
Views: 5722

Re: My birthday's coming up!! having trouble making cars

Ah, stop being grumpy Coffey, it's only his 2nd post :P
by random_monkey
Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:18 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: My birthday's coming up!! having trouble making cars
Replies: 12
Views: 5722

Re: My birthday's coming up!! having trouble making cars

Hey Patrick, If you find you make another car that errors, try running carma in software mode (Carma_sw.exe). It won't look pretty, but when it crashes it should give you an error that you can tell us. My guess is that it'll be a "wheels outside all shapes", or something else obscure relat...
by random_monkey
Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:17 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: A complete newbies early WIP - help appreciated
Replies: 32
Views: 9095

Re: A complete newbies early WIP - help appreciated

Heh, that tutorial is pretty horrible, to be honest. It gets the basic idea across though I suppose, but you look like you're on the right track already with smooth parts. I think one thing to remember is just to experiment with joining up your points differently. Sometimes you'll create a couple of...
by random_monkey
Thu May 31, 2012 10:44 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Child friendly version ideas
Replies: 54
Views: 623

Child friendly version ideas

I'm with the others here, if you start messing with it so it's nicer for kids then it's no longer Carmageddon.<br/><br/>Having said that, I imagine the mod tools will let us play with some pretty interesting things once it's live, and there's potentially nothing stopping you from tailoring it to be ...
by random_monkey
Wed May 30, 2012 9:12 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Brand on the Pun! Continued
Replies: 24
Views: 78

Brand on the Pun! Continued

Diced vegetable (I think onion) in a spicy brown sauce.

It's fantastic in a cheese sandwich, or as a dollop of sauce to go with cheese and potato pie, bacon and sausage. nom nom.

(Originates from down the road from me :D)
by random_monkey
Tue May 29, 2012 9:24 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Repair car while running.
Replies: 47
Views: 222

Repair car while running.

I developed a bit of a bad habit of just hammering the repair button whenever I take as much as a scratch on my car. It might be a bit of a neat option to have it so you can only repair every 20 seconds for example. Though that's a pretty big change to the original mechanics so it's not something I ...
by random_monkey
Sun May 20, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: EA offers 90 days of free publishing to any ready-to-publish crowd-funded game!
Replies: 32
Views: 170

EA offers 90 days of free publishing to any ready-to-publish crowd-funded game!

Nobby replied to the Kickstarter comments about Origin:

@ nk: We won’t be considering Origin – see my reasoning in the DRM/delivery reply above.
(The DRM reply mostly being about how they've used Steam before, and like how it does everything)
by random_monkey
Sat May 19, 2012 10:21 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Reddit AMA
Replies: 17
Views: 90

Reddit AMA

Also, reddit itself naturally downvotes posts just to keep things in balance. It roughly works out that for posts that gets lots of upvotes, they'll usually have about a quarter to a half of that in downvotes
by random_monkey
Sat May 19, 2012 7:13 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Disecting the Kickstarter Project
Replies: 57
Views: 459

Disecting the Kickstarter Project

Cheers for picking up the slack there, jdayke ;D

Still all sounding good :) - Was kinda hoping APO wouldn't be returning, but as long as they balance it out a bit then it shouldn't be a problem. Can always choose not to bother with it ;D
by random_monkey
Mon May 14, 2012 8:43 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: The new max damage.
Replies: 59
Views: 253

The new max damage.

Was just looking at the image of Max on the homepage banner:<br/><br/><img src="http://carmageddon.com/sites/default/files/slideshow/Max_is_Back_topper.jpg" alt="" class="postimage" style="display: inline;"><br/><br/>Noticed the red across the side of his face is 'Cunning Stunt!' written backwards. ...
by random_monkey
Mon May 14, 2012 8:36 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Disecting the Kickstarter Project
Replies: 57
Views: 459

Disecting the Kickstarter Project

Seems to be an early version to me. The video of Nobby talking to the camera has an oldish version of the website on in the background (judging by the rotating banners), so chances are they've only done the basic ped impacts at that point? :)
by random_monkey
Mon May 14, 2012 6:31 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Disecting the Kickstarter Project
Replies: 57
Views: 459

Disecting the Kickstarter Project

Mini update this time!<br/><br/><ul class="bb-list" style="list-style-type:circle;"><li> Seems I'd jumped the gun. PC and Mac will be first, followed by PS3 and Xbox360 to be played by ear.</li> <li> Drivers will sometimes be ejected through the windscreen of their car as a result of the impact. (Th...
by random_monkey
Sat May 12, 2012 4:06 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Disecting the Kickstarter Project
Replies: 57
Views: 459

Disecting the Kickstarter Project

Time for an update!<br/><br/>Stainless has posted more information in <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/profile/stainlessgames" class="bb-url" rel="nofollow">replies to comments</a> on the Kickstarter project.<br/><br/>----<br/><br/>Here's a summary:<br/><br/><ul class="bb-list" style="list-style-...
by random_monkey
Tue May 08, 2012 10:26 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Reward options as a list
Replies: 8
Views: 108

Reward options as a list

The rewards are there to sweeten the deal. Without those, you might think "Oh I'll put in $50", but with them, you'll think "Oh I'll put in $50... actually, if I put in a little more, then I get ____ too"<br/><br/>I don't think it's disrespectful, or whatever, to want to know what you're getting bac...
by random_monkey
Tue May 08, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Reward options as a list
Replies: 8
Views: 108

Reward options as a list

Indeed, it does seem to suggest both.<br/><br/>The <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/help/faq/backing a project#HowCanIChanMyPledAmou" class="bb-url" rel="nofollow">Kickstarter FAQ</a> says the following:<br/><br/>----<br><span style="font-weight:bold">How can I change my pledge amount?</span><br>...
by random_monkey
Tue May 08, 2012 9:22 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Disecting the Kickstarter Project
Replies: 57
Views: 459

Disecting the Kickstarter Project

Figured I'd rip apart the Kickstarter page and video to see what it tells us that we did or didn't already know.<br> Here's a list, feel free to discuss, disagree, add-to and so forth!<br/><br/><ul class="bb-list" style="list-style-type:circle;"><li> <a href="../../sites/all/themes/carmageddon/image...
by random_monkey
Tue May 08, 2012 8:25 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: Max Damage
Topic: Reward options as a list
Replies: 8
Views: 108

Reward options as a list

I was trying to decide which one to buy and figured it'd be easier to choose in a text list.<br> So that's what I did:<br/><br/>(By no means am I an authority on any of this, so there's the possibility that errors have crept into here while I've been compiling the list, and there are additional term...
by random_monkey
Wed May 02, 2012 6:25 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Kill Krotchy!
Replies: 7
Views: 2706

Re: Kill Krotchy!

Razor wrote:Did you make this from scratch?
FNAR FNAR
by random_monkey
Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:43 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Cannot' find Ravage's HRS Monster truck, please help.
Replies: 4
Views: 2514

Re: Cannot' find Ravage's HRS Monster truck, please help.

I have a 'Heavy Rampage Sport' by Ravage, which I assume is 'HRS', but not sure if it's a monster truck or not.

Grab it here: http://www.kerwooky.com/stuff/HvRpSt.zip
by random_monkey
Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:52 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: The next one 2012
Replies: 234
Views: 66370

Re: The next one 2012

Aye, that looks grand! :D
In terms of feedback, the 12 looks a bit stretched, and I feel the tyres are too dark and clean. Looking good though :)
by random_monkey
Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:05 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: New Store items
Replies: 5
Views: 58

New Store items

Just had a look at the new store, and that's more like it!<br/><br/>Loving the new range of items you have. I'm personally loving this one:<br/><br/><img src="http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/image/product/26258497/view/1/producttypecolor/387/type/png/width/480/height/480" alt="" class="pos...
by random_monkey
Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:42 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Skinoff! (all welcome)
Replies: 28
Views: 115

Skinoff! (all welcome)

Cheat.
by random_monkey
Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Skinoff! (all welcome)
Replies: 28
Views: 115

Skinoff! (all welcome)

I forgot I hadn't replied to your skin, Halo' - It's looking pretty good :D

What problems did you have with the roof? - I only changed the colour on it, so didn't really run into any issues.