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by Secret_Chimp
Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Careful of what car your buying.
Replies: 20
Views: 3315

Re: Careful of what car your buying.

I think GM is being a little sneaky with reintroducing Daewoo under its own badges. I'll bet a large majority of your average schmuck has no idea what a Chevy Aveo really is. Not that I blame them; considering how shit-tastic Daewoo did in the US by itself, they're going to have to be sneaky.
by Secret_Chimp
Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:41 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: An errand vehicle...
Replies: 42
Views: 6308

Re: An errand vehicle...

Heh... it'd be funny to make a ghetto-mobile skin for that thing. Pre-cracked windshield, some funky fresh 80s graffiti all over the sides.
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:08 pm
Forum: Technical Assistance & Help Forum
Topic: Splat pack?
Replies: 32
Views: 9489

Re: Splat pack?

Hah, nevermind... I found ONE COPY on Half.com for 75 cents. Booya.
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:27 pm
Forum: Technical Assistance & Help Forum
Topic: Splat pack?
Replies: 32
Views: 9489

Re: Splat pack?

So does any place still sell the Splat Pack for 10 bucks or something, or is it hidden somewhere on a site like theunderdogs? I can't find it anywhere and I really want to give it a play.
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:14 pm
Forum: Technical Assistance & Help Forum
Topic: Splat pack?
Replies: 32
Views: 9489

Re: Splat pack?

Once I get some stole-ass broadband, I can upload the files somewhere. I watched the beginning cutscene and forgot how cheesy it was (there's little twinkle sounds every time a light turns on, exhaust pipes make blowing-over-a-bottle sounds).
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Hey again
Replies: 12
Views: 3692

Re: Hey again


yo chimp dude, if its the one called 'Plutograff' then i have it, shout back and ill send it to ya.


Yeah, Plutonium Graffiti, that was it. Booya. Email it if you please.
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:18 pm
Forum: Technical Assistance & Help Forum
Topic: Splat pack?
Replies: 32
Views: 9489

Splat pack?

Does anybody know where I can get the entire Splat Pack for Carmageddon 1 from (preferably with some kind of Mac launcher)? I figure it's got to be abandonware by now, and I always wanted to play the whole thing instead of the couple of cars and tracks you get from the demo hack-over install.
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Hey again
Replies: 12
Views: 3692

Re: Hey again

<t>I know I don't have the one that was like a helmet-hot rod, but I forget what the other ones are, so perhaps I do. I know I have a lot of the splat pack track conversions that might not be out there anymore, like the racetrack and the dam track, possibly still the crazy-alien-islands one and the ...
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:48 pm
Forum: Technical Assistance & Help Forum
Topic: Quicktime & The Glide Wrapper = BAD!
Replies: 5
Views: 2323

Re: Quicktime & The Glide Wrapper = BAD!

<t>I'm not sure if that's possible... the last time I heard about Glide was for the original Unreal, which was a hell of a long time ago. Glide is pretty much an abandoned codec as far as Apple is concerned now, so you might not be able to get QT and Glide to cooperate without uninstalling something...
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Hey again
Replies: 12
Views: 3692

Re: Hey again

<t>I did a search, and it seems that the last post I made here was in December of 2002 in Raven-X's thread about his new mid 90s red Civic (I'm surprised I even remember that, the pic is broken now, of course)... and yep, there it is, I'm a bitch-ass still back then.<br/> <br/> I left because after ...
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Jun 26, 2004 7:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Hey again
Replies: 12
Views: 3692

Hey again

<t>It's been a long time since I've been here... I've been off the old Carmageddon since the last computer capable of playing it moved out of my room 2-3 years ago, but recently my PowerBook went in for some minor slot repairs and I started up the old iMac, which happens to have both Carmageddon 1 a...
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Dec 01, 2002 1:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot
Replies: 22
Views: 5604

Re: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot


Your remark is retarded because you're one of those people who think all cars should go from 1 to 100 in 0.1 sec.
Funny, I don't recall being one of those people. Guess the Netherlands is a niche for mind readers.
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Nov 30, 2002 1:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot
Replies: 22
Views: 5604

Re: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot

Funny how one can become a retard merely by contradictory views
by Secret_Chimp
Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot
Replies: 22
Views: 5604

Re: Fresh new pics of my ricer, just you annoy you lot

Wow... what're you getting with that, 0-60 in 8.4 and 29 MPG in city? BITCHIN'! =P
by Secret_Chimp
Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: "FOR SALE" ....awwwhhh....
Replies: 15
Views: 4201

Re: "FOR SALE" ....awwwhhh....

<t>Dude, I'm with Econo; why not just get it mechanically decent and drive it around as-is? It looks badass with that flat paint and steel wheels, especially in that shot with the lights on. Since you have the Cougar (el lame-o grande in my opinion) as another car, why not make the restoration more ...
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Nov 17, 2002 6:54 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Un "skin"? Por el mono esecreto? ¡NO ES POSIBLE!
Replies: 8
Views: 3913

Re: [censored]Re[censored]: ¡[censored]NO[censored] [censored]ES[censored] [censored]BUENO[censored

I fixed it... I don't know what the hell made the thing go all busto like that on it.
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Nov 17, 2002 1:01 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Un "skin"? Por el mono esecreto? ¡NO ES POSIBLE!
Replies: 8
Views: 3913

[censored]Re[censored]: ¡[censored]NO[censored] [censored]ES[censored] [censored]BUENO[censored]! (

Well ,it's all original except for the highlighty lines on the bottom third of the grille going through the lights . Perhaps some other car ' s styling is hiding in my mind somewhere without me knowing it . Does it look like anything particular o ris it one of those vague bell-ringing types of famil...
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Nov 17, 2002 1:39 am
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Un "skin"? Por el mono esecreto? ¡NO ES POSIBLE!
Replies: 8
Views: 3913

Re: ¡NO ES BUENO! (kiddin')

Yeah, I dunno why I posted a screenie of it in such an underdeveloped stage. I suppose it was to see if anybody would shriek in disgust before I got to far along on the rest of it =)
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Nov 16, 2002 8:07 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Un "skin"? Por el mono esecreto? ¡NO ES POSIBLE!
Replies: 8
Views: 3913

Un "skin"? Por el mono esecreto? ¡NO ES POSIBLE!

Sí, es posible, y aquí está: http://www.xplanefreeware.net/freehost/secretchimp/orolla.jpg I was bored last night and decided to start making a skin for the Orolla, one of my favorite old cars (especially with the engine sound I yoinked from X-Plane). Originally I made some lame-looking circular blu...
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Nov 04, 2002 10:44 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: ultimate shit box
Replies: 14
Views: 5063

Re: ultimate shit box

Hell, it seems like people are more focused on C2 than TDR...

How about a rusty orange Yugo with duct tape holding on the bumpers or something? lol
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Nov 04, 2002 10:41 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Forget about polycounts then, new car comming soon...
Replies: 48
Views: 13599

Re: Forget about polycounts then, new car comming soon...

<t>Looks good, but the front end could use some more polys around the headlights.<br/> <br/> 3000 isn't low poly... man, the Hard_Truck is like 3600, and back when Boose modeled it everybody was like "DUDE, that's some hi-poly stuff"<br/> <br/> So um.... yeah, sacrifice a few hundred polys for some ...
by Secret_Chimp
Fri Oct 25, 2002 9:44 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Upcoming Vehicle!?
Replies: 40
Views: 7343

Re: Upcoming Vehicle!?

Buzz:

sweet thats on of them french thingys right
It's a Volkswagen Thing, good grief...
by Secret_Chimp
Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:18 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....

Um... yeah, ok Buzz....

C2 Scientist, do you think you could upload or send me the modified .DAT file?
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Oct 21, 2002 1:00 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....

Uh, yeah, see, I'm on a Mac, otherwise I would have started fiddling with the thing ages ago =P
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Oct 20, 2002 6:48 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Re: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....

<t>The number on the far right is the front-back position of the CoG, the number in the middle is the height. It needs to have a high center of gravity, but also one that is front-biased to properly represent the weight loading.<br/> <br/> When you have the truck going fast, it has a tendency to get...
by Secret_Chimp
Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:23 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Building the perfect beast
Replies: 73
Views: 12461

Re: Building the perfect beast

Somebody's gotta find a good throbbing V-8 idle sound for this car and all of the other Mopar cars for C2; the stock engine sound doesn't cut it. Personally, I haven't had much success, but if anybody knows anyone with a good sounding V8 car, try and get a recording of it =)
by Secret_Chimp
Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:54 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....
Replies: 12
Views: 6503

Hard_Truck being weird with modified physics....

I've been modifying the .TXT for the Hard_Truck, mostly moving the rear wheels back so they're underneath the first set of wheels on the model instead of the middle of the frame, as well as raising the center of gravity and moving it back a little. However, now I've run into a weird problem. With my...
by Secret_Chimp
Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:00 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: carmageddon fusion site ..who has downloaded their cars? site is gone...
Replies: 24
Views: 5595

Re: carmageddon fusion site ..who has downloaded their cars? site is gone...

Dark Angel:

TIM... oh wait, i've already said that...

erm...

Drink!

Feck!

Girls!

Arse!
You forgot "That would be an ecumenical matter!"
by Secret_Chimp
Tue Oct 15, 2002 9:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: vanilla sky car?
Replies: 23
Views: 8048

Re: vanilla sky car?

Hatebreed:

LOL! you could say THAT again [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I like how you changed my quote to represent your opinion instead of stating it yourself. har dee har har.
by Secret_Chimp
Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Rant Forum
Topic: vanilla sky car?
Replies: 23
Views: 8048

Re: vanilla sky car?

<t>That Skylark is a ballsack. The Bullit-style 68 Mustang 289 Fastback is the real shit. Or is it a 289? I didn't think they came out with a 302 until 69 or 70, and a kid at my school as a 67 289 (with the crapass auto transmissio) and it sounds just like the Bullit car, only the engine is at a con...
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:30 am
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: Delorean is done.
Replies: 22
Views: 4225

Re: Delorean is done.

The wheel sizes and proportions look crap. A screenshot from a better angle would help.
by Secret_Chimp
Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:26 am
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: i present you: --->
Replies: 15
Views: 4715

Re: i present you: --->

Man o live, that's pretty cool.

I'd love you even more if you could find the Mac no-cd krack =)
by Secret_Chimp
Wed Sep 04, 2002 4:37 am
Forum: Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum
Topic: '97 Crown Vic on the way...
Replies: 33
Views: 10334

Re: '97 Crown Vic on the way...

What the heck is that track in the lower few pictures? That Death Street Alpha thing with some actual textures on it?