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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !

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by kicker_of_elves
Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:53 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: SON of a BITCH
Replies: 14
Views: 2230

Re: SON of a BITCH

<r>Hello! (<--sorry, alan)<br/> <br/> I've been a bit busy, as I started a new job and am still working at my other one, so my time is basically non-existant. BUT...I still need to find my damn C2 cd. One of the few smart things I did was to put all of my zipped downloaded cars onto my D:/ drive, so...
by kicker_of_elves
Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:22 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Worlds worst cars
Replies: 222
Views: 27053

Re: Worlds worst cars

<r>my nieghbor has a morris minor sitting in his field!! it's a cool little ride. it's been a little chopped, and the wheels stick out about 6 inches further than the fenders. i think it looks pretty badass! if i can snap a photo, i'll upload it. he's got a body shop with lotsa goodies hanging aroun...
by kicker_of_elves
Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:43 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: SON of a BITCH
Replies: 14
Views: 2230

Re: SON of a BITCH

<r>thanx for the kind words folks... <E>:beer:</E>...yeah, blue, it's a mechanical problem. when i try to boot up, it keeps trying to reboot. you know, the *click-clunk* sound that it makes when you restart. so yeah, it's shot. i dunno if i could try to replace the mechanical guts of it with those o...
by kicker_of_elves
Wed Jul 23, 2003 8:50 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: SON of a BITCH
Replies: 14
Views: 2230

SON of a BITCH

<r>man, my friggin' c:/ drive totally FAILED. not just crashed or was formatted, but mechanically FAILED. shit <E>:mad:</E> <E>:mad:</E> <E>:mad:</E> <E>:supermad:</E> <E>:supermad:</E> <E>:supermad:</E> shit shit shit!!! <E>:mad:</E><br/> <br/> all my good stuff is gone, like about 150 pages of ant...
by kicker_of_elves
Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:33 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: 70 Chevelle SS
Replies: 42
Views: 6817

Re: 70 Chevelle SS

<r>just wondering, how many of you live in countries that require mandatory military service? how many years are required of you? how do ya'll feel about that? to the americans, how would you feel about mandatory military service?<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> i'm an anthropologist, i can't help asking the...
by kicker_of_elves
Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:22 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Checking who's online
Replies: 136
Views: 35752

Re: Checking who's awesome

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as you can see, here is a mark IV blackhawk elvis executing a dangerous mid-air refueling maneuver over cape kennedy. only the most daring blackhawk elvis pilots can accomplish this feat, and those who don't are checking who's online!
by kicker_of_elves
Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:12 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Checking who's online
Replies: 136
Views: 35752

Re: Checking who's awesome

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just a random checking who's online...
by kicker_of_elves
Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:11 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Just for fun: driving/fun/weird tricks
Replies: 33
Views: 2919

Re: Just for fun: driving/fun/weird tricks

<r>one that i do that's a bit tricky to execute is hitting the afterburner while heading towards a jump. once you are almost on top of the ramp, hit the brake and start a slight fishtail, while at the same time holding z and getting some RPMs up. once you hit the bottom of the ramp, punch it. you wi...
by kicker_of_elves
Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:55 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Anyone want to make these cars?
Replies: 17
Views: 3804

Re: Anyone want to make these cars?

<r>maybe someone could work on a mod that would give the drones a more "smashable" element...although i know nothing about programming, so perhaps it's too hard or nigh unto impossible. <br/> <br/> as for peds, i'm still (sporadically) working on my dalek ped. i have the sounds and basic structure d...
by kicker_of_elves
Thu Jul 10, 2003 4:11 pm
Forum: Carmageddon: TDR 2000 and The Nosebleed Pack
Topic: Post deleted by coffeycup
Replies: 68
Views: 9098

Re: Peds skins

what in the holy hell are kodamas???! :shock: :supercrazy: :shock: :help:
by kicker_of_elves
Mon Jul 07, 2003 4:08 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Incredibly minor change!
Replies: 51
Views: 4796

Re: Incredibly minor change!

bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!! you are on the way to destruction!!! you have no chance to survive make your time! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
by kicker_of_elves
Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:00 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Incredibly minor change!
Replies: 51
Views: 4796

Re: Incredibly minor change!

<r>wow, this is cool...if the powers that be would shine upon me, i would become c.a.t.s. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> all your base are STILL belong to us!!<br/> <br/> btw, i promise that i have a release coming folks, it's just taking an incredibly long time to get done. i gave up on cared and i'm usin...
by kicker_of_elves
Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:38 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Virus or no virus, thats the question
Replies: 19
Views: 2402

Re: Virus or no virus, thats the question

oh, btw, i'm diggin' everybody's new avatars!
by kicker_of_elves
Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:37 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Virus or no virus, thats the question
Replies: 19
Views: 2402

Re: Virus or no virus, thats the question

yeah, i've had that one in my system before. also, another nasty one i caught was entitled simply "games" ...supposedly a nintendo emulator. not particularly vicious, but hard to delete and a pain in the ass when your icons moved around when trying to click on them.
by kicker_of_elves
Tue Jun 17, 2003 9:34 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Happy new year
Replies: 1076
Views: 136773

Re: Happy new year

<t>today is june 17th, 2003. it is currently 80 degrees f. it is sunny, a bit humid, with a bit of cloud cover. <br/> <br/> "we were 50 miles outside of barstow when the drugs began to take effect. my attorney, with his eyes closed and wearing spanish wrap-around sunglasses, was pouring beer on his ...
by kicker_of_elves
Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:03 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: directx
Replies: 6
Views: 1169

Re: directx

i've got a 3D Savage Blaster 4...i've had a few problem with it cutting out portions of GTA3 and using user-made cars in c2. has anyone heard anything about this card? its a 64mb...i'm gonna update drivers today...
by kicker_of_elves
Wed May 28, 2003 8:56 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Worlds worst cars
Replies: 222
Views: 27053

Re: Worlds worst cars

he he...could you imagine dropping a 289 or 302 into that thing?! VROOOOOOM!!!! :rockon:
by kicker_of_elves
Tue May 27, 2003 8:02 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Worlds worst cars
Replies: 222
Views: 27053

Re: Worlds worst cars

here are my votes...

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the 1972 chevy vega...for worst fuckin car EVER.

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and the 1964 ford galaxy...best car EVER.

by kicker_of_elves
Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: here's the problem
Replies: 2
Views: 977

Re: here's the problem

here's a shot of the dos emulator dialog box. i don't know a damn thing about dos, so are some of these error messages enlightening to anyone? :help:
by kicker_of_elves
Mon May 26, 2003 7:54 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: here's the problem
Replies: 2
Views: 977

here's the problem

random monkey, you and i have been corresponding about this cared problem i've been having. here's a screenshot of the dialog dox/window i get when i try running cared.

by kicker_of_elves
Mon May 26, 2003 7:40 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: It's hot today.
Replies: 18
Views: 2261

Re: It's hot today.

boy, you couldn't have asked for a better weekend here...70s and 80s all weekend long, sunny, no rain, little breeze...and i worked through the whole damn thing. ah well, ces la vie.
by kicker_of_elves
Fri May 23, 2003 8:15 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Secret area in C2
Replies: 8
Views: 1822

Re: Secret area in C2

<r>ok, i think i know where it's at. while cruising around the mountainside i can see it when i shift the camera angle 180 degrees around (kinda flashes). BUT, how do i get in? i spent an ungodly amount of time cruising around looking for the entrance to no avail. do i have to get a run at it? is it...
by kicker_of_elves
Thu May 22, 2003 9:26 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Doom!
Replies: 13
Views: 1992

Re: Doom!

gawd, i haven't played doom in a long time! i loved it! it was the original badass gore game... :supermad: :supermad: :supermad: :supermad: :supermad:
by kicker_of_elves
Thu May 22, 2003 9:24 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Secret area in C2
Replies: 8
Views: 1822

Re: Secret area in C2

whereabouts is this place?
by kicker_of_elves
Wed May 21, 2003 9:15 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: random monkey
Replies: 6
Views: 973

random monkey

no, really, this is just a random monkey...

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by kicker_of_elves
Tue May 20, 2003 3:02 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: upcoming release!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1575

Re: upcoming release!!

by kicker_of_elves
Tue May 20, 2003 2:54 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: upcoming release!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1575

Re: upcoming release!!

<t>dr. who was a BBC sci-fi show that ran from the late 50's to the 90's. campy, funny, low budget. the daleks were the dr.'s mortal enemies. <br/> <br/> so anywho, am i gonna have to try to download the java apps again to get cared for making peds, or can i just edit existing ped pieces in photosho...
by kicker_of_elves
Mon May 19, 2003 9:26 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Checking who's online
Replies: 136
Views: 35752

Re: Checking who's awesome

whoa, nelly! i think we're gettin' a wee bit astray...we need to

check

who's

online!

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by kicker_of_elves
Sun May 18, 2003 11:00 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: upcoming release!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1575

upcoming release!!

<r>my first contribution to cwa will be a DOCTOR WHO DALEK/PED conversion! i have all the neccessary elements gathered...good angle shots, textures, and a bevy of great sounds (<exterminate!> <you will be exterminated!> <my vision is impaired, i cannot see!> etc. etc.)<br/> <br/> what is everyone's ...
by kicker_of_elves
Sun May 18, 2003 10:53 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Favorite C2 car?
Replies: 22
Views: 3039

Re: Favorite C2 car?

<t>favorite rides...<br/> <br/> all time number one is econobrick's cardboard box with wheels driven by ash...damn, that made me bust a gut! especially when you get a solid granite car and take on the big fellas.<br/> <br/> second might have to be the dalek.<br/> <br/> third is porbably the 1985 mer...
by kicker_of_elves
Sun May 18, 2003 10:50 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Ideas for new Carmageddon.
Replies: 113
Views: 14595

Re: Ideas for new Carmageddon.

<t>yeah, maybe along the carjacking line, once your car is finished, then you have the option of hopping out and running around either trying to jack another car, or even lift a drone-type car. maybe some personal weapons, like small mines or a uzi for the purpose of setting a trap or jacking a car ...
by kicker_of_elves
Fri May 16, 2003 7:31 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Lunar Eclipse
Replies: 5
Views: 1180

Re: Lunar Eclipse

the sky was clear as a bell last night, and i caught many fine views of the eclipse! wunnerful, wunnerful...
by kicker_of_elves
Thu May 15, 2003 1:31 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Checking who's online
Replies: 136
Views: 35752

Re: Checking who's awesome

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i know it's not the king, but he's still online!

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i

am

checking



who

is

online

:beer:
by kicker_of_elves
Mon May 12, 2003 8:26 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Down with the evil Pop music.
Replies: 18
Views: 2154

Re: Down with evil.

<t>i really get into underground 70's stuff...<br/> <br/> velvet underground<br/> <br/> big star<br/> <br/> ramones<br/> <br/> the clash<br/> <br/> the fugs<br/> <br/> roky erickson<br/> <br/> the 13th floor elevators<br/> <br/> gram parsons<br/> <br/> alex chilton<br/> <br/> then again, i have no l...